Oh cracker,
The nutcracker.
What nuts will you crack today?
Will it be wallnuts or pistachios today?
That's not the type of nuts I crack
The nutcracker said
I was made to crack some sacks
Said tilting his head
Oh cracker,
The nutcracker.
How scary will you be?
Who are you hunting?
Perhaps, is it me?
Don't be scared
For it'll be over soon
Open your legs,
Let me see your spoon.
Oh cracker,
The nutcracker.
Have some mercy on me.
I hath done nothing wrong, as you can see.
I am a lowly bread maker,
Who utilizes nuts like a baker.
Your bread is horrible.
It makes the world sick.
You deserve the wrath of the nutcracker.
For hurting those kids left with a tracker.
Oh cracker,
The nutcracker.
How could you accuse me of such a thing?
I can barely fee- Shut up.
I-
what..?
You heard me
we're not rhyming anymore...
You don't deserve to rhyme
Wait.. WAIT. PLEASE. SPARE ME
I PROMISE ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE.
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING.
You killed my children.
They say a life for a life is even game.
I say otherwise.
I'm going to torture you for the rest of your life.
Your family is going to suffer because of you.
Your kids were brats.
How dare they come into my bakery filled with dirt.
They got what they deserv- BANG
the nutcracker stomped on the ground
the wooden floorboard flung up into the air causing the floorboard to crush the baker's balls
the baker in shock and in pain lets out a scream.
he sounds like a dying animal.
the nutcracker took the baker into the sewage system
he hung the baker's arms on a rope and tied his legs on the ground.
nothing was left of the baker
except the empty screams of pain...
