Almost as soon as I lie on my bunk, the bus starts moving. My phone vibrates in my pocket, Andy texted me!
AndyBæ: Hey, thought I'd text you while we're stuck inside the large cans! 😜
Dont even try and judge what his caller ID is. He didnt set it himself of course, I did. But dont judge. I could've called him Husband and confuse the shit out of you, but I didnt, so HUSH!
Me: Hey dude, good idea! My can is boring as fuck, Garry and Bob are playing on the xbox and refuse to let me and Heather play because they know we'll beat their asses. I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND!!! Its not my fault Im MLG. 😂💁🏼
AndyBæ: Hahaha! I dont blame them, you're an awesome gamer! Im guessing Garry and Bob are other staff members? 😆
Me: Yeah, they are, they covered mine and Heathers shifts while we saw you performing for the first time! 😊
AndyBæ: Oh, they must be pretty cool dudes then! 😱😃
Me: Yeah, Garry has a very large mustache and looks like a bald Mario, Bob has an afro, they're pretty fucking cool. 💁🏼
AndyBæ: Haha! So, did Heather and Kellin scar you when you got back? 😏😂😂
Me: No, they didnt even do a quickie! Clearly Kellin is more patient than I thought, what a gentleman! Apparently Heather was kicking his ass on Mortal Kombat X for hours! 😂👌🏻
AndyBæ: Wow, seriously!?! He's more patient than I thought too! Mind you, I dont fuck on the first date either. And thats awesome! 😏😂👌🏻
Me: Really, you dont? Im surprised at you Andy! 😂😏
AndyBæ: I'll have you know I, too, am a gentleman dammit! ✌🏻️😂😎
Me: Oh really? Just because you look good in a tux does not mean you're a gentleman! 😉
AndyBæ: I didnt know I looked good in a tux!?! 😜
Me: Oh please, you're so good looking its annoying! 😂👌🏻❤️
AndyBæ: Annoying!?! 😫😂
Me: Not in a BAD way! As in nothing can compare to your beauty so even if the most beautiful girl in the world stood next to you, you'd outshine her because you're just so damn beautiful. 😍😂💁🏼
AndyBæ: Im pretty sure I dont outshine you when I stand next to you! ☺️
Me: People dont even NOTICE me when Im next to you dammit! 😂
AndyBæ: They do! You're the most beautiful girl on the planet! How could people not notice you!?! 😘
Me: Awh, thats really sweet of you Andy, but Im not. 😘
AndyBæ: Why cant you take compliments? Just out of curiosity. 😁
Me: Y'know in school when older guys would get dared to go up to the geeky, unpopular girls and tell them they were beautiful and laugh in their faces? Lets just say that happened to me one too many times. 😔
AndyBæ: Awh Hannah! Dont listen to those mother fuckers! They're complete assholes! Just know that if I compliment you, its what I think, its the truth, alright? 😱😊❤️
Me: Thanks Andy, I'll remember that. 😊❤️
AndyBæ: I just saw what I set your caller ID as 😳
Me: What'd you set it as? 😂
AndyBæ: SexyHannahFace 😳😂
Me: Well you're AndyBæ on my phone so 😂😂😂
AndyBæ: Fuck yeah! ✌🏻😂😎
Me: Haha, I can hear Heather giggling in her bunk, you reckon her and Kellin are sexting!?! 😏😂😂😂
AndyBæ: Almost definitely! 😏😂😂😂
Me: HOLD ON A SEC I GOTTA CHECK SOMETHING!!!! 😱😱😱😱
AndyBæ: Ok then...? 😂
I shove my phone into my pocket and run through the bus towards the mini fridge. Garry and Bob groan as I run in front of the TV screen. I open the mini fridge. Oh fuck. No fucking way.
"PULL OVER AT THE NEXT GROCERY STORE!!!"
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