My Batman (Andy Biersack Fanfic)

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~ Hannah's POV ~

After we stopped crying we explained to Kellin that one of The Doctors in Doctor Who used to say "I like a little shop" and he was our favorite Doctor and he died and long story short Kellin was still confused as fuck so Heather agreed to educate him on Doctor Who. The translates to: forcing him to watch every episode from Christopher Ecclestons regeneration all the way up to the current Doctor, Peter Capaldi, with Ben and Jerries, tissues, toilet and question breaks, no complaining. You cant say NO QUESTION because when you are new to Doctor Who there are a lot of things that need to be explained. Like who The Doctor is. But lets not go into that because, lets face it, if you arent a Whovian you should be. Go watch some Doctor Who trailers or some shit if you have no idea what Im talking about! Infact, I'll put one in this for you so you dont have to waste your energy! See? Im nice!

Anyway so Heather is allowed out of the hospital tomorrow, Kellin is gonna stay with her and the nurses said I cant. Fuck them. But I'd better listen to them because they've got drugs and shit and they might use needles on and me and thats a whole bag of nope. I returned to the staff bus by taxi and found Garry and Bob playing COD Modern Warfare.
"Hey dudes!" I greet them.
"Hey Hannah!" They say in unison.
"Did you even notice I was gone?" I ask curiously.
They shake their heads. "Last we heard you and Andy Biersack were going on your first date."
I facepalm "Seriously dudes you gotta keep up! Someone oughta write a book on this so y'all can read it and actually know what the fuck is going on!"
Garry laughs "Wouldnt it be classed as a fanfiction?"
I shake my head "No because that implies it was written by a fan and the story is untrue."
Bob punches Garry's arm "Yeah, fucking retard, learn the difference between fiction and non fiction!"
I roll my eyes at the idiots before skipping over to my bunk and lying in it. Hey, I should continue watching youtube videos! Oh right, where was I? I think I was watching JackSepticEye's latest Happy Wheels video, yeah, that was it! Screw you Billy!