The Lego Movie (Genderbend Insert)

Cloud Cuckoo Land

After crashing through the sun, the scene changes as they end up in another Lego world.

Emily Brickowski: "Uh...is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds, or cuckoos."

Vitruvius: "No, no. This is Middle Zealand."

The camera cuts through various scenes as he speaks.

Vitruvius: "A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leaches, illiteracy, and um..."

A dragon suddenly flies towards them.

Emily Brickowski: "DRAGONS!!!"

Vitruvius: "Yeah, that too."

Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods.

Vitruvius: "Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders..."

Batman: "Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new sub-woofers I installed in the back, I call them 'The Dogs.' Listen to 'em bark!"

He turns on his stereo, making Emily and Vitruvius jump in the back as they cover their ears from the sudden loud noise.

Emily Brickowski: "Aaah! Can you turn that down a little bit?!"

Batman: "This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle!"

They hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music.

Batman: ♫Darkness!♫ *to Emily and Vitruvius* "It's about how I'm an orphan." *the song continues* ♫No parents!♫

Wyldstyle turns to Emily, who is still covered her ears.

Wyldstyle: "This is real music, Emily. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding."

Emily Brickowski: "Well, I'm dark and brooding too!"

She notices something ahead.

Emily Brickowski: "Oh, guys! Look, a rainbow!"

They reach the rainbow.

Vitruvius: "So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, take it all the way to the top and park the car."

Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top.

Vitruvius: "Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land."

The rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds.

Vitruvius: "Now, I just need to give the secret knock."

He turns and knocks once with his scepter on the cloud door, after a short pause the door bursts open. They enter inside they hear music being played and everyone is happy and dancing around.

Emily Brickowski: "Okay. I'm just gonna come right out, I have no idea what's going on or what this place is, but I love this place!"

A unicorn cat then jumps on over to them.

Unikitty: "Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!"

Emily Brickowski: "O. M. Gosh, kitty! *hugs Unikitty* You are so fluffy!"

Unikitty: "*nuzzles back into Emily* Awwww, thanks!"

Unikitty guides them through her happy whimsical the city.

Emily Brickowski: "How come that there's no signs or anything! How does anyone know what not to do?"

Unikitty: "Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land there are no rules! There's no government, no babysitters, no bed times, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind."