The Lego Movie (Genderbend Insert)

Takos Tuesday

Lord Business: "*flies over Bricksburg in his aircraft* Attention, everyone. This is President Business. Attention, everyone. This is President Business."

The citizens of Bricksburg stop and look up at Lord Business's aircraft as it hovers over the city.

Lord Business: "Hello! Hi! Welcome to Taco Tuesday! Don't worry about this big black violet thing that's blocking out the sun. What you need to worry about is this question that I'm about to ask you. Who wants a taco?!"

Mexican music starts blaring out as everyone in the city cheers.

Lord Business: "Yeah! I know! Taco! Taco! Go crazy! Alright, everyone. Act normal."

As everyone is busy dancing and cheering Lord Business releases several Kragle devices from his aircraft.

Lord Business: "Perfect. Now, everybody say freeze!"

He starts spraying them with glue some people start running off and screaming.

Lord Business: "So I guess running around and screaming is normal. Micro-manager, commence micro-management!"

Micro-Manager: "Commencing micro-management."

The micro-managers starts spraying everyone with glue and freezing them. The scene cuts back at the tower as Emily watches this in horror on the big screen.

Bricksburg Citizen: "Please! Please, won't somebody help us!"

Benny: "Emily, you'll... you'll think of something, right? Like you always do."

Emily Brickowski: "Didn't you hear him? The prophecy's made up. I'm not the Special. To think for a moment I thought I might be."

Unikitty: "Don't think like that! I'm sure that there's a way out!"

Emily Brickowski: "... I'm not sure if there is one anymore."

Vitruvius: "Emily..."

She hears Vitruvius's ghostly voice.

Emily Brickowski: "Who said that?"

Vitruvius: "I did..."

Vitruvius's ghostly forms appears behind Emily.

Ghost Vitruvius: "I am ghost Vitruvius. Ooooh! *glides over to face Emily* My dear, you didn't let me finish earlier because I died. The reason I made up the prophecy was because I knew that whoever found the Piece could become the Special. Because the only thing anyone needs to be special is to believe that you can be. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it's true. Look at what you did when you believed you were special. You just need to believe it some more.

Emily Brickowski: "But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special, when I'm not?"

Ghost Vitruvius: "Because the world depends on it. Ooooh!"

The ghostly form of Vitruvius then starts to glide away.