The Lego Movie (Genderbend Insert)

Batman

Wyldstyle: "Wow, you actually did it."

They suddenly hear they a train coming as an engine blows its whistle, hauling its coal tender, and lots of heavy freight cars.

Wyldstyle: "TRAIN!!!"

Their vehicle crashes into the train cars, making the trio jump up into the air, which makes Emily get her hair attached back and then they all land on top of the freight cars of the train.

Wyldstyle: "Oh, no!"

Bad Cop: "Get off my train!"

Wyldstyle: "Run!"

The trio start running across the train toward the engine as Bad Cop chases after them. Bad Cop aims to shoot at them as Emily jumps in front of Wyldstyle to save her.

Emily Brickowski: "Wyldstyle, look out!"

Emily gets hit and was injured in her leg.

Wyldstyle: "He's gonna ram us. Quick, quick, quick! Give me that piece! Build a ramp!"

Bad Cop heads toward them with his car he crashes into the ramp and falls off the train but manages to avoid crashing to the ground as his vehicle transforms into a flying vehicle and he heads back up.

Wyldstyle: "What the heck?!"

Bad Cop: "Rest in pieces."

Bad Cop shoots at the bridge making it explode.

Wyldstyle: "Oh, no."

The train derails and starts falling down as the engine, its coal tender, and several freight cars plummet into the river.

Emily Brickowski: "What are we gonna do?"

As they plummet toward a chasm with crocodiles below everything becomes slow motion and Wyldstyle looks at Emily.

Wyldstyle: "Hey, thanks for saving my life back there. Even if, you know, eventually it turned out to be pointless."

Emily Brickowski: "Well, for what it's worth, this has been about the greatest fifteen minutes of my life."

They smile at each other softly before they are suddenly saved by Batman flying in with his aircraft.

Bad Cop: "What the...?"

Batman: "Relax, everybody, I'm here."

Emily Brickowski: "*jumps up and down in excitement* Batman!"

Batman: "*to Wyldstyle* What's up, babe?"

Wyldstyle: "Babe!"

Emily Brickowski: "What?"

Wyldstyle: "Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emily. Emily, this is my boyfriend. Batman."

Batman: "I'm Batman."

Emily Brickowski: "That's your boyfriend?! *whispers to herself* She's so lucky!"

Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them.

Emily Brickowski: "So, Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?"

Wyldstyle: "It's actually a funny story. Right, Bat...?"

She turns to see Batman has disappeared.

Bad Cop: "There she is!"

Batman: "'Police' to meet you, Bad Cop."

Bad Cop sees that Batman has landed on his vehicle.

Bad Cop: "Batman! The pleasure is all 'spine!'"

Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle.

Batman: "Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage."

Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it start plummeting to the ground, Bad Cop and Batman both scream. As they watch Bad Cop plummet with Batman on his vehicle.

Emily Brickowski: "Oh, no. Is he gonna be ok?!"

Batman: "Hey, babe."

They turn to see Batman sat back in the drivers seat.

Emily Brickowski: "What?! Wait, how-?"

Batman: "*to Wyldstyle* Let's hold hands."

Batman and Wyldstyle hold hands, Emily watches them hold onto each other.

Emily Brickowski: "I don't want to interrupt this sweet moment, but I think we're about to crash into the sun..."

Batman: "Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool."

They crash through the sun, Batman's vehicle leaves a Bat-signal in the middle of the sun.