The Lego Movie (Genderbend Insert)

Metalbeard Returns

The scene cuts to the double Decker couch floating on the sea. Emily and the others pop out of their hiding place from under the flip up seats.

Vitruvius: "Well, we're still alive."

Unikitty: "Yeah!"

Wyldstyle: "The double Decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all."

Benny: "It's the one thing that stayed together."

Vitruvius: "I always believed in you, Emmet."

Emily Brickowski: "Aw, thanks guys."

Batman: "I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us..."

A big gigantic ship suddenly becomes visible as it comes over to them.

Batman: "...My gosh!"

They see it's by Metal Beard on his ship.

Metal Beard: "Avast! Matey's!"

Metal Beard grabs the couch and puts it on his ship.

Benny: "Metal Beard! I thought you said we were a lost cause!"

Metal Beard: "Ye are! Did ye not hear me whole story circumscribing the folly of this whole enterprise?"

Batman: "Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything."

Unikitty: "So why did you come back?"

Metal Beard: "This bedoubled land couch."

Everyone turns to look at Emily's double Decker couch.

Metal Beard: "I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!"

Emily beams with joy from that.

Emily Brickowski: "Oh, thank you."

Metal Beard: "Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think that they could possibly be useful."

Emily's smile disappears from that.

Emily Brickowski: "Oh, thank you."

Everyone the. looks at Emily for ideas.

Vitruvius: "So, Special, what do we do?"

Emily stares back at them for a moment before replying.

Emily Brickowski: "Uh...well, what's the last thing Lord Business expects Master Builders will do?"

Benny: "Build a spaceship?"

Vitruvius: "Kill chickens?"

Unikitty: "Marry a marshmallow!"

Metal Beard: "Why, this!"

Metal Beard transform into singing radio and starts playing "How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down On The Farm."

Emily Brickowski: "No! It's follow the instructions."

Everyone sighs with disappointment when Emily said that.

Benny: "Don't like that."

Unikitty: "Sounds weird."

Emily Brickowski: "No. Now, listen. Wait, listen. Guys, you're all so talented and imaginative, but you can't work together as a team. I'm just a construction worker, but when I had a plan and we were working together, we could build a skyscraper. Now you're Master Builders, just imagine what could happen if you did that. You could save the universe."