(DISCONTINUED) Two kings 📻 🍎❤️ (18+)

Aurele

Mmm who else here likes snacking on tiny children? Just me? Nevermind
Wait I just realized how fucking cute luci is- hol up-

3 days after 🤨

Nobodeh PoV
"Al... I'm nauseous-" luci proceeds to throw up on the floor. "well shit-" "AL. I JUST FUCKING THREW UP THE FUCK" "ok ok sorry" at za fucking hospital because I'm to FUCKING TIRED for this shit. "Hey my boyfriend just threw u-" "alright follow me." "Rude staff-" Alastor whispered to luci. They were led to a room and luci sat on the table. "Can you leave" "sure" Al left 👍

After the tests n shit 😩

Alastor PoV
When can this nightmare en- oh wait there here- I was sitting in the waiting room patiently (Nuh uh guys he wasn't patient I was here the entire tim-) will you shut UP?! It's my story for fucks sake (I'm your creator you don't talk to me like that) or wha- oh wait fuck they're still here- let's get back to the story. (This doesn't end here bitch)

Nobodehs PoV
Al was sitting in the waiting room (NOT) patiently while luci was still in the room. Luci came out with happy tears and hugged Alastor. "Woah what's going on?" He smiled- (AL I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS I CAN KILL YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED-) can you guys stop arguing?! Let me get back to the fucking story! (Luci this is me and Al not you) oh shut up! (Back. To. The. Story.) fine geez... "I'm pregnant!" (Yas 💅) can you not talk for once? (Jeez I was just happy) "really?!" "Yeah!" They teleported back to the hotel blah blah blah. Real mature, -real name-. (You do NOT use my name in this.) shut up! More SPECIFICALLY. WE. Teleported back to OUR room. (Hey this is MY narrating part!) shut up your doing a horrible job at it (rude) they hugged and whatever that kitty's are rainbows bullshit.

9 months lat- (stop cutting me off!) YOU stop fast forwarding time so much! (You can't make me do anything! I'm superior!) and IM the king of hell. (To bad so sad I fucking made you.) fine geez 9 months later or whatever

Nobodhes PoV
There at the hotel picking out an outfit for a date 💅 "Al does this look better or this?" "I think this one" "alri- ow..-" "whats wrong?" "i- i think- ow..-" he immediately knew because he isnt stupid "we're going to the hospital." "f-fine" (tf you mean 'fine' 😭) they teleported (/tp @e -1 5 32) omg stop why?! (because i can) they teleported to the hospital and luci was in Als arms "l-let me go" "no" "ow..-" they got in the hospital room or smthin (i have an everlasting hatred for my characters but i love them to. help). Al set luci on the table and was told
to leave. "im not leaving!" "sir you have to." "make me!" (blud you sound like a child) SAYS YOU! the nurse pushed him out the room even though he was pushing back (how tf is that nurse so goddamn strong) because. You. Made. Her. (Shut up) Al was trying to get back in but they weren't letting him. "Can you stop?! We will literally tie you to a chair!" "Fine."

Alastor PoV
I sat down- OH FINALLY I CAN TALK FREELY- (no you can't I can just as easily take that away keep telling the story I will not hesitate to kill everyone you love. Besides luci he's my favorite.) JEEZ FINE- I sat down reluctantly and sat (NOT) patien- do you mind?! (Shut up and keep talking) dammit fine. I'm not repeating that. And I called Charlie. "Yeah alastor?" "So uh... Lucifer is currently giving birth-" "REALLY?!" "Let me talk! So we need you guys to set up a nursery." "On it!" And Charlie hung up. I heard some yelling from that room and then baby crying. I waited another around 20 minutes before Lucifer came out in a wheelchair being pushed by the nurse. "Why do I have to sit in this thing!" "Because you just gave birth." "So?" The nurse sighed and went back to the room. I went up and hugged him and he hugged me back. I rolled him next to my chair and sat down. "I still don't know why I have to sit in this." He tried to get up but failed and fell on the ground. "AH-" Alastor caught him and put him back in his seat. "That's why." (For the record that's also why you should listen to me luci) SHUT UP. We waited until the nurse came out with a baby girl. Lucifer was asleep, so the nurse gently handed me her. "What are you gonna name her?" "Aurele."

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Teehee 🤭 I don't have any words sooooooo 😜

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