(DISCONTINUED) Two kings 📻 🍎❤️ (18+)

Birthday (NSFW)

Hey guys! So I just wanted to finish this chapter since it's already in the making haha- so- ya- (I wrote this first part after everything else) Y'ALL SCARE ME. 10.5K READS?! HUH?! AHHHH- sorry about that ^^ thank you to gabriellabrew20  for the idea! I'm bored as fuck and it's late soooo ima write all night 🤭

also tysfm for 10.5k- no wait shit it's at 11k now- tf?!?! I'm sorry- do my eyes deceive me- (game name?) or does that say 11.2k? im so damn surprised. Also sorry I haven't been writing as much motivation has been a bitch 😔 (I'm getting- "herpes? Yeah that's a bitch" vibes) also a LOT of smut 🤭

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About a month after the whole 'alastor kissing a girl' shit

Lucifer PoV
It's my birthday! Yay! Well, the day before my birthday. I really hope everyone remembered. I walked out of mine and alastors room and went downstairs. "Hey guys! Guess what tomorrow is!" "uhhhhh Wednesday?" replied Charlie. Of course they didn't remember.. Nobody ever remembers.

Charlie PoV
It hurt so much seeing my dad smile fade like that. I had to keep pretending. "Why what's tomorrow?" "uhm.. Never mind. Nothing important." he laughed it off. Ughh I just wanted to tell him what I was planning so hes not so sad... He left and went back upstairs. I feel so damn bad.

Alastor PoV
What was tomorrow???? Should I be rembering something? Uh- when Lucifer went back upstairs I asked Charlie "what's tomorrow????" "my dad's birthday. Don't tell me you forgot?! You were literally part of half the plan." OH- SHIT. "Oh my god how could I forget?!" Charlie sighed "just make sure it's ready for tomorrow.

The next day

Lucifer PoV
Alastor wasn't in the room, so I just kinda sat on the bed crying softly. I didn't wanna go down stairs. I didn't wanna celebrate my birthday alone.. For the 20th time.. I heard a knock on the door.. "Who's there..?" "it's me, love." "oh.. Hi alastor." he probably forgot to. I thought to myself holding back tears. "What do you need?" "can you come downstairs? I have something to show you." maybe he didn't forget!!! "Does It have anything to do with me?" "No." oh.. Nevermind then..!

Alastor PoV
God that hurt. Seeing his smile turn into pure sadness. "Just follow me." he won't be sad for much longer! I led him downstairs where the lights where off. "Why are the lights off?" "turn them on and you'll find you~" he went over to the light switch and flipped it on.

Lucifer PoV
The lights flashed on and I looked around the room. Balloons? Party streamers? Huh? I thought alastor said it wasn't for me... Then Charlie and the others popped out. "Happy birthday!" it was for me... "I thought y-you guys forgot..." I started crying (happy crying) and wiped the tears away "thank you guys so much" Charlie walked up to me and hugged me. "Happy birthday dad"

About 30 minutes later

Alastor PoV
"Al *hic* wh- *hic* are youuu- *hic*" I was hiding from Lucifer because Charlie asked for me to do something 'fun', Lucifer clearing was having fun, he was laughing, obviously drunk as fuck. "Hehehe- *hic* come ou- *hic* -t from wherever you areee~" I walked out of my hiding space and walked up behind him.

Nobody's PoV
Lucifer turned around not expecting alastor to be right behind him. Lucifer jumped and fell over. "Geez al- *hic* don't scare *hic* me like that..~" "sorry luci" Lucifer stood up- well tried to- he immediately fell forward into alastors arms. Alastor laughed slightly "let's get you to bed."

Alastor gently set Lucifer into bed. Alastor turned around but Lucifer quickly pulled him down onto the bed. Alastor yelped unexpectedly. "I want *hic* cuddles..~" "alright luci..." (we all know it ain't gonna be just cuddles) alastor got himself into a good place and hugged lucifer tightly. Lucifer started kissing and licking (I'm getting flashbacks-) alastors neck. Which turned alastor on more then he thought it would-

(Alright it's happening children here you go) "l-lucifer i- I would stop if I w-were you..~" Lucifer did not stop. (Bro rlly be asking for it 😪 wait I found a rlly cool emoji- 🩵🩵🩵🩵 OOO I love that color 😁 guys I have to.. I'm sorry) alastor quickly bit down on Lucifer's neck causing Lucifer to moan slightly (ARGg I hated the biting kink thing but I can't escape it.)

"I told you..~" alastor said smugly. Alastor quickly got ontop on Lucifer pinning him to the bed. Lucifer was blushing, but obviously drunk as hell. In a second, alastor tore both of their shirts off (DAMN CHILL HE AINT GOING ANYWHERE- guys the masochism tango started playing. I think it's a sign? Ya it's a sign) Alastor bit into (srry guys it was a sign) Lucifer's neck so hard to drew blood. Lucifer for some reason moaned at that. (This is a one time thing I swear)

"Didn't know you liked pain~" "fuc- *hic* -k me already *hic* you bitch~" Alastor smirked as he tore off their pants to. (Damn bro actually chill 😭) which caused Lucifer to blush. They were both only in underwear, which alastor then tore off to. Lucifer's hard dick bounced up like a damn spring. (why did I put that comparison?!)

"You ready~?" "Yeah *hic* you dumb *hic* deer~" Alastor lined up and thrusted in, Lucifer moaning immediately. (Guys why is my leg shaking- yall I'm overwhelmed- gimmie a second-) (alright guys I'm good and definitely not contemplating my existen-) alastor sat inside him for a second, making sure he got adjusted to his size. (Guys I'm a 5 star writer again)

Lucifer was panting slightly and then Alastor started going back in forth, slowly to start, but getting faster and harder. (Sigh.. party like a rockstar look like a pornsta-) Lucifer was moaning at every thrust, louder as Alastor got rougher. (1000 words WOO) Lucifer instinctively turned into his female form, which Alastor decided to use. (Alastorrrrr no raping Lucifer)

Alastor was about to cum, so he took his dick out and switched holes (dAmN- I'm no biologist but- UTI??? Not me listening to poison 💀)  and started going there, which made Lucifer moan louder, somehow. (What are you making me d-) alastor, what did I say about breaking the forth wall. (That you would kill meeeee...) exactly. So shut the FUCK up ❤️. (Actually, I'd like to see you try to kill me. You wouldn't.) wait a chapter and you won't be able to move your damn body~ not in the sex way-

Lucifer was moaning so much, alastor had to shove a shirt in his mouth. "Shut up, the others will hear us."
Downstairs
"Charlie, your dads are fucking." Angel remarked. "You don't know that..!" Charlie nervously laughed. "You can hear them to. They're so damn loud.
Back with them
Alastor was so close. "Luci- I'm gonna cu-" before alastor could finish his word, he came in Lucifer, and Lucifer came after. They were both panting, a lot, and Alastor rolled over next to Lucifer.

Alastor hugged Lucifer tight, like he was never gonna let go again. Lucifer fell asleep almost immediately, after all he was drunk AND just got fucked. Alastor shortly after.

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HOLY ZACH THAT TOOK FOREVER. Alright well I hope you enjoy your smut. After all, alastor bouta be dead in a chapter or two.

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