(DISCONTINUED) Two kings 📻 🍎❤️ (18+)

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The title is so shady 😔 slim shady?! Nvm ignore me.

Lucifer PoV
When I woke up alastor wasn't in bed. I got up off the bed and immediately my knees buckled under my own weight. Then I remembered last night... that's bitch.. poisoned me. When I hit the floor it made a loud noise and then I heard rushed footsteps. Alastor barged in the room "what was that?!" "N-nothing I just fell over..." Alastor went over to me and picked me up. He put me on the bed gently. "If you get up you'll get hurt. You're still a little weak." I groaned angrily "I know I know you can pout as much as you want."

Ok guys I just wanted to talk to you pookies for like a second, how the FUCK am I at 6.5K reads? How. I was at like 4K less then a WEEK ago 😨 also a week later 💅

Lucifer PoV again
I was fully healed from what happened, so me and Alastor decided to go to a bar to celebrate! He doesn't usually drink, but he said it's a special occasion. We arrived at the bar and we got sat down at a table in the middle of the bar. "Jeez it's a little crowded!" I laughed. He laughed back. "I'll go get us some drinks." "Ok!" He went over to the ordering area.

Nobody's PoV
It was about 2 minutes later when Alastor came back to the table with drinks. They chatted for a while and MANY drinks later, Alastor was drunk. Lucifer didn't have many because SOMEBODY needed to be at least somewhat sober.. Alastor suddenly got up and started walking around, Lucifer quickly following. Then Alastor stopped next to a girl and... kissed her.

Comment away 😌 if you don't I'll shoot you. IM NOT FUCKING KIDDI-

Lucifer PoV
...what the fuck...

I'm so goofy hehe.. I hate this.

Nobody's PoV
Lucifer was just standing there. Watching as a drunk Alastor kissed a random ass girl... Lucifer started crying a little bit and started walking towards the exit. Alastor didn't come after him. Lucifer got in the car and put his head on the steering wheel crying. Moments later Alastor walked out drunkenly and went over to the car.

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Lucifer PoV
I heard a door open so I turned my head to see Alastor. I sighed and he sat down and closed the door, still drunk as hell. I couldn't just leave him here, so I drove us to the hotel. When we got to the hotel I got out of the car and went inside. (No shi-) I saw Alastor stumble after me. I walked in not looking back. I immediately went over to the couch and laid down. I'd be dammed if I slept in the same bed... I'm guessing he didn't know where I went because he was looking around for me. Then giving up and going up to our room.

3 hours later

Nobody's PoV
Lucifer couldn't sleep. He was still awake. Just thinking. Overthinking. He knew alastor didn't do it on purpose, he was drunk. As fuck. Lucifer eventually got off the couch and walked upstairs. Everyone was asleep so he tiptoed. He eventually reached the room and slowly opened the door. Alastor was peacefully curled up in bed. God was he adorable like that. Lucifer gently sat on the bed next to him. He was snoring softly. Lucifer slowly got in bed with him, careful not to touch him. He was still kinda upset of what happened. He fell asleep right next to alastor.

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Alr I'm tired 😍 I'm not sleeping cause I don't wanna also I'm not tired at all how do I do this 👹 sorry this was shorter then normal

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