(DISCONTINUED) Two kings 📻 🍎❤️ (18+)

Back home

Yummy 😋

Nobodeh PoV because I want Al to suffer 🥰
When they got back
Home Lucifer was still asleep (I would be to pookie 💅💅💅) and Al was pushing him on the wheelchair. Aurele was in Al's arms to. (Why do I want to start twerking tf????) "you guys are home! We finished the nursery follow me" Charlie led Al to the nursery and when they walked in it was awesome. Al set Aurele in the crib and it was adorable and yes 🥰🥰 Al went back downstairs where he left asleep Lucifer (why they so adorable fr 😔) and wheeled him to the elevator. (Because he couldn't get up stairs obviously 🙄 -that was a joke-) they went up to their bedroom (which was right next to the nursery OBVIOU-) would you stop with the 'obviously'?! (No shut up alastor.) omg- your gonna wake up luci. (Nuh uh) shut up. (I can kill someone you love 😡) fine damnit. Alastor wheeled luci in their room and gently lifted luci off the wheelchair and on the bed and pulled the covers over him. "Goodnight my love" Alastor kissed Lucifer's forehead. Alastor went on the other side of the bed and laid down. He closed his eyes and fell asleep. (CUTEEE)

Alastor PoV
Wait why are you letting me talk??? (Uh..-) WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME TALK?! (...) haha I just won't start mine if you won't tell me. (Then I'm taking your talking privileges.) fine then take them. (Gladly)

Nobody's PoV
Damnit- shut up it's not your turn to talk. (No YOU shut u- wait why am i in the bubbles?!) because it's not your pov. (Damnit fuck you) I'll do you one better. (Wait wut?) the next morning Lucifer woke up first surprisingly, and got up. Yes he can walk now. (Wait what did you mean by 'I'll do you one better'?!?!) nothing. (NO WAI-) I'm not letting you talk anymore. You gotta learn to shut up. (MMMMM) one more word out of you and I'm killing luci. (...) exactly. Lucifer walked to Al's side of the bed "babe wake upppp I'm bored" you just woke up tho- Lucifer shook Al till he woke up. "Huh..? I'm up I'm up. Wait why did you wake me up?" "Because I was bored..." "im so getting payback for that." "Oh yay- anyway get upppp" Lucifer pulled Al off the bed and they both tumble back. Al landing on Lucifer and they break out laughing. "You're so cute when you laugh" Lucifer immediately blushes "shut uppp" he laughs again. "Come on let's go" Luci got up and tried to help Al u- (what do you mean TRIED?! I did it so shut up) YOU shut up luci it's MY pov. (HISS) DONT HISS AT ME- (get back to the story.) fine goddamnit- wait why am I taking orders from YOU?! (Because you simp for me.) ... (....) ..uh.......

Luci PoV
Wha- goddamnit. You know I don't fucking like talking on he- I meannnn uhhhhhh- I helped Al up and we left the room to check on Aurele. I opened the door and she was snug in her crib. Ok I really don't like talking can you please go back to your PoV?!

Nobody's PoV
(Goddamnit that actually worked-) don't get your hopes up. "I'm gonna feed her, can you leave?" "Sure" Alastor left the room. The truth is I don't wanna write that soooo I'm not writing that ;3 (pus-) do not finish that or I will kill alastor, luci. (...) exactly stfu. 🤫🧏 (what the fuck are you doing?!) your mom- (I don't think I HAVE a mom-) 😨-

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I'm tired of life and I've had 5 mental breakdowns today so this is all you get 💅💅💅💅

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