This is when mating seasons over because I don't have the balls to make 4 FUCKING MORE about it ❤️💅😍 also yes I'm writing this at 2 am 😍 Ì håvê þrðð£
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Nobodehs PoV 😍😍😍 "Al where are you I have an important meeting!" "I'm in our room" he called back. Lucifer headed to their room and saw alastor getting ready. "What are you doing?" "I'm coming with you." "But.. why???" "Because." He kissed luci on the head. "It's my duty as your boyfriend." "But who's gonna watch Aurele-" "I've already asked Charlie she said yes." Luci sighed "alright. Let's go." Alastor followed happily
At heaven for the meeting 😍😍😍💅💅💅
They walked in the meeting room and saw: Emily, (because yes.) sera, Adam, (no he not ded) and god. (Luci didn't know god was coming so surprise bitch) "dad?! What are you doing here???" "Don't mind me just watching" (if you know the meme you know) (also I'm not doing this 4th wall breaking shit anymore I'm tired 😭) "wha- that doesn't answer my question?!" "Yes it does." "Wha- ok whatever- let's star-" "am I blind or do I see two people?" Adam said. "Ah right- this is alastor." "Ah right your boyfriend." "How the fuck do you know that?!" "Because it's so fucking obvious. You guys are LITERALLY holding hands." Luci didn't realize that and quickly took it away. Earning a small frown from Al. (Guys I just started writing a new book it's about Vox its not published yet but it will be so go check it out when it's done- back to the story oops)
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Lucifer noticed this and held his hand again because he didn't wanna make him sad 🫵💅 "can we start the meeting now?" "Yes" sera said (wow sera finally spoke in this story 💅) "so- we're here to discuss whether or not Adam is fit to be in heaven." "WHAT?! NOBODY TOLD ME I WAS GONNA GET KICKED OUT OF HEAVEN." "Uh- why do we need ME here??" "Because one, we need your opinion as the LITERAL KING IF HELL- second, we wanna know if you'll even take him. Or what to do with him." "I vote n-" "you don't get a say in this Adam." "No fair!" "If you got a vote, we wouldn't even BE here." Sera muttered through her teeth. "Nuh uh!" "Adam I'm NOT having this conversation with you again." Adam hmphed. (O_o) "go sit in a corner or something." "Wha- I'm not a 5 year old." "You're certainly acting like one." Adam jaw dropped to the floor. Alastor wrapped his arms around Lucifer and Lucifer looked up. "This isn't helping my case-" Lucifer whispered to Alastor "but it's helping you isn't it?" Lucifer sighed and nodded. Alastor smirked (all ideas just flew from my mind fr someone help 😨 uhhh)
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"Alright this is cute and all but we need to actually start the meeting." "Yes sorry sera-" "alright. So we're here to investigate more into Adam" "can I leave" "yes Adam. If you really want." Adam left the room immediately. "So. We understand Adam has been... rather... rude." "That's an understatement" "we aren't here to judge we're here to- actually yeah we're here to judge but that's not the point Lucifer." "Whatever helps you sleep at night" "sarcasm is not helpful right now. So, Adam is the leader of the- extermination... but that has ended a while ago." "Objection. Isn't murder a sin?" "Well- uhm- I g-guess but-" "case closed." "Well- you can't just-" sera sighed. "Yeah even if he was the first man he's murdered like 10s of thousands of demons-" (that was god btw) sera sighed again "3 against one. Guess he's leaving. I'll get him." "Wait sera!" "Yes em?" "Can't we give him a second chance we've givin other people so why not him?" "Because... we've given him many chances." "Oh..." sera left to get Adam and em followed. "So... how are you these days Lucifer?" "Fine." "I've seen you have... an attachment. Don't get to attached." Lucifer turned to Al with a confused look. Alastor looked confused to so what was he talking about? "What are you talking about..?" "Don't believe everything he says." And god faded out of the room. "What does he mean alastor..?" Alastors ears went down "I- don't know..." (liar liar pants on fire 🫵🫵🫵🫵 I'm sorry wtf 😭)
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You don't get a conclusion 😍 Also guys I might finish it soon because I'm working on a new book but hopefully I'll come back when I'm done. It's probably gonna be short (my other book)
