Rei: hey girls. We need to get rich.
Inko: but I'm already rich with my patreon account.
Guy: well I can make you richer.
Olivia: who are you?
Guy: my name is Jordan Belfort and I'm a stockbroker.
Flora exe: what's that?
Jordan Belfort: basically I take your money and I then come back with more money.
Inko: you lost me at take my money. 😒
Jordan Belfort: ms. midoriya. Just imagine if you were a trillionaire instead of a billionaire.
Inko: alright I'm in.
Mitsuki: me two.
Rei: i don't know about this.
Flora exe: I'm agreeing with Rei.
Olivia: yeah this guy seems suspicious.
French narrator: One week later...
Jordan Belfort: I'm finally done trading and I just made you girls $700 Trillion.
Inko: holy crap!!😃
Mitsuki: how'd you do it?
Jordan Belfort: I invested in a brand new toilet company and dumped laxitives into every water supply in the dark dimension.
Jordan Belfort: after that everyone was buying toilets and the stock price skyrocketed.
Mitsuki: that's pretty fucked up but somewhat genius.🙁
Olivia: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME AND MY HUSBAND'S ENTITIES?!?!😡
Rei: so do we get to keep the money?
Jordan Belfort: yeah your trillionaires but the entire dark dimension smells like poo now.
FBI Deathdwarf#1: This is the FBI!! And your under arrest!!
Jordan Belfort: what did I do?
FBI Deathdwarf#2: you made the entire dark dimension smell like poop!!
Jordan Belfort: wow this sucks.
Inko: well at least we made $700 trillion.
FBI deathdwarf#1: no guys! He paid you $700 trillion dollars in Monopoly money!
Rei: are you kidding me.😐
Flora exe: so what happened to the actual money that we gave him?
FBI deathdwarf#3: he spent an all on fortnite skins and v-bucks.
Inko, Rei, Mitsuki, Olivia and Flora exe:*sandy cheeks scream*
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HumorWelcome to the wonderful trio of MHA mothers we got Inko, mitsuki and Rei!! And they are going on random adventures and doing dumb things!! This is going to be fun!! :D
