The UA moms: Olivia's morning routine

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Inko: Hey Olivia what's your morning routine?

Mitsuki: yeah after all you are queen of the dark dimension after all.

Olivia: oh I have a great morning routine.

Olivia: first I wake up in my room and then I greet all my kids.

Olivia: then I wake up and get some pancakes and fruit loops and a couple of Red bulls.

Olivia: and after that I go to the ice cream room and grab to 5 to 6 bowls of ice cream.

Olivia: and then I go to the Minecraft room to see what needs to be done on the Minecraft server-*mitsuki cuts her off*

Mitsuki: okay give us your actual morning routine. 😑

Olivia: fine. >:(

Olivia: the first thing I do is wake up to that fucking Apple alarm.

Apple alarm:*starts to wake up Olivia*

Olivia:*Walter White scream*


Olivia: and first things first. Give me my fucking coffee.

Olivia: and then I ask my husband Jimmy Kellogg to give me a big fat cup of that brown stuff. 😁

Olivia:😳

Olivia: let me rephrase that.😓

Olivia: then I have my husband Jimmy to make me a cup of coffee.

Olivia: and me and my husband go out creating speeches about some dark dimension shit. You girls know how it is.

Inko: LMAO!!! Olivia you probably have the most born morning routine out of all of us. 😏

Flora exe: I might be your friend Olivia. but your morning routine sucked.

Mitsuki: yeah it's kind of the truth.

Rei: yeah it's pretty lame.

Olivia: hey fuck you girls. 😠

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