The Life I Wished For[Genshin Impact]

Chapter 12: The Drunk Gods

Bipity bopity boo i will come after you😋
(Jk)

warning! contains zhongven!!

Also, guizhong is still alive at this time and dies later.  I'll maybe make a chapter bout that.
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"Hmm... I think it happened around.."

-A few years ago-

"Hey Y/n!"

"Morning Barbatos."

"The old blockhead invited us to Mt. Aocang today with Guizhong and the Adepti!"

"Is it a important meeting?"

"Nope! Just hanging out!"

"Then im not going."

"Ehh??? Why??"

"No reason.."

Im still kinda nervous around Morax and the Adepti.. I also learned recently that Guizhong is somehow still alive.. I think me just being here somehow delayed her death. Im not sure how though..

"Come on Y/n!!"

Hmm..maybe if i keep an eye on her she wont die..

"Sigh..Fine, if you insist."

"Yay!"

-At Mt. Aocang-

"Ah, Lord Barbatos and Lady Y/n, i see that you have arrived."

"Its a pleasure to see you again, Rex Lapis. I have brought some tea from Mondstadt and some gifts for Lady Guizhong and the Adepti."

"That is very thoughtful of you Lady Y/n. You can just leave them on the table for now."

(Idk how to fucking write formally help)

"Heya Blockhead! I brought wine!"

"Hello Barbatos."

I watch the two Archons chat with eachother until i feel someone poke my shoulder. I turn my head towards the direction of the person and it turns out it was Guizhong.

"Ah, Lady Guizhong, right?"

"Yup! Thats me!"

(Idk how Guizhong acts)

"Well, do you need anything?"

"May i have a chat with you for a bit?"

"Of course. I have no reason to refuse the Goddess of Dust."

-An Hour later-

"And then she was like, 'Music should not be replicated by a machine!' blah blah blah stuff like that."

"I mean Street Rambler isn't wrong about that. Music is a type of art that-"

"Ehhh!? You're agreeing with her now?! You're just repeating what she said!"

"Ehe! Indeed i am!"

"I thought you were on my side!! Y/n whyyy!"

"Sorry Lady Guizhong! Ehehe-"

"Apologizes for interrupting ones conversation, but it appears that Rex Lapis and Lord Barbatos have been greatly affected by the alcoholic drinks Lord Barbatos has brought."
Cloud retainer said as she pointed to the two intoxicated Gods.

"Barbatos! Not again! Sigh..why does this always happen.."

"Eh? Its quite unusual for Morax to be drunk."
Guizhong said, surprised by Rex Lapis's behaviour from being intoxicated. But Barbatos is a bit..

"waOW IS ThAT GreaTER LOrD RUkkHADEvATa iN ThE SKy?"

"mURAtA IS STUpID aND meAN!"

"wOAWeE ReXYyyY UR SO pRETtY!"

"Wait a minute... BARBATOS NO! DON'T GET CLOSER TO HIM!"

ANDDDD IM TOO LATE. THEY ARE ALREADY FUCKING KISSING...
I can sense Guizhong's and the Adepti's suprise on their face.

"NOT AGAIN!!!! BARBATOSSS WHYYYYYY."

"This has happened before..?"

"Unfortunately.."

...

..oh shit I can hear them..

"OH MY CELESTIA YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A ROOM!!!"

-Later-

"Um..Lady Y/n.. was it necessary to knock them out..?"
Guizhong asked, worried if they will be okay.
"How did you even manage to knock them out?"

"It was for the best. Unless you want to hear them banging eachother until there sober. And to answer your second question, im not so sure myself.."

"OH..Are you..uhh..perhaps talking from experience..?"

"..Unfortunately."

"I..Feel bad for you.."

"Yup.. Still kinda traumatized. But im all good now! Sorta.."

"..."

"Oh! Right! I have some presents for you guys!"

I got them some new weapons, food, drinks, flowers, and a matching necklace for Guizhong.

"Now we have matching necklaces!"

"Wah!! I love it! Thank you so much Y/n!"

"Ehe!"

"Hm..This bow and polearm would be a good fit for Ganyu's training.."

Ganyu? I have yet to meet her. Maybe in the future, but my problem right now are these two stupid drunkards..

"Barbatos, wake up."

"..."

I materialize an anemo sphere and blow it at Venti.

"EUGHH EH?"

"Done dreaming?"

Anddd he immediately falls back to sleep..

I grab his hand and boost him up so hes being carried in my arms. Hm, hes not as heavy as i thought he would be.

"Uh..you guys can handle the drunk Lapis right?"

"We can handle it."

"Well, thats a relief..It seems like i have to go now. The people of Mondstadt are waiting."

"Farewell Lady Y/n."

"See you next time, Lady Guizhong, Cloud retainer, Mountain Shaper, and Moon Carver! I hope all goes well for you!"

I then flew back to Mondstadt while carrying a drunk Barbatos in bridal style.

-Memory end-

Sigh..I miss that day..and Guizhong.. unfortunately she died a few years after.. I guess I can't delay death forever..

I stare at my food and start to lose my appetite.

"Maybe i should visit the Adepti more in the future.."
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I hope yall enjoyed this chapter and i hope that it wasn't too confusing.

Also get ready, cause y/n's gonna leave Sumeru next chapter :))

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