Earth is now online.
Earth added 'Luna' to the group chat.
Venus and Mars are now online.
Venus : this is a planets gc earth you dumbass
Earth : I don't give a shit🤗🤗
Plus my moon is the best moon
Venus : DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT.
GET HIM OUT OF THE GC
Luna : Nah I like it here😁
Mars : Venus you need to take a chill pill
Venus : YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
Earth : woah who hurt you
Venus : you
Earth : bitch all I did was add my moon
Venus : your moon SUCKS
Luna : we gonna throw hands??👊👊
Venus : TRY ME ILL TURN YOU INTO RINGS
Earth : VENUS WHAT THE FUCK
Earth has changed Venus' name to Aphrodite
Earth : YOU LIKE THAT!???
HUH??
Aphrodite : IM COMING TO YOUR ORBIT AND YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME.
Earth : ILL MAKE MY EARTHLINGS BOMB YOU FR??
Mars : guys...
Aphrodite is now offline.
Earth is now offline.
Uranus is now online.
Uranus : bro its like 1am let me backread this shit
Luna : They're at it.😇
Mars : Luna im concerned, what are they doing?
Luna : Asteroid dodgeball except it isn't a game.
Mars : fuck not again
omw
Mars is now offline.
Uranus : fucking god
do I need to call Jupiter
Luna : nah don't my popcorn is getting yummier
VENUS GOT HIT LOL
Uranus : lmao okay this is actually none of my fucking business
gonna go check on Neptune before he smacks himself with an asteroid
Luna : before he does WHAT NOW
Uranus is now offline.
Aphrodite is now online.
Aphrodite changed their name to Venus.
Earth is now online.
Earth : the fuck
who gave you admin
Venus : we all have admin shit for brains
Earth : your brain is literally made of acid
YOU CRY ACID
Venus : I dont cry dumbass
Earth : MERCURY SAID YOU DID.
Venus : BITCH HES LLYING WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE PIPSQUEAK??
Earth : cuz he's my therapist and your a bitch🤗
Venus : asshole
Earth : GODDESS OF LOVE AND BEAUTY
Venus : IM KIDNAPPING LUNA AND TURNING HIM INTO RINGS,
Luna : Mercury get your ass on here and GET YOUR DOG.
Mercury is now online. '
Mercury : wha?
Luna : GET YOUR VENUS.
Venus : LUNA IM GONNA BITE YOU.
Earth : BITCH
NO
BITCH
BITCH
BITHJC
NO
Mercury : can we have peace on this gc for once, last time it was Jupiter's insanity, now it's this??
Saturn is now online.
Saturn : Bitch we don't bring that up.
Saturn is now offline.
Venus : DAMN
SATURN FUCKING SWEARED AT YOU
Mercury : starting to question why all the gas giants aren't poly
Earth : they are gay material
Venus : Uranus and Neptune are cousins
dumb mother fucker
Mars is now online.
Mars : Jupiter x Saturn Saturn x Uranus Neptune x Jupiter
Uranus x Neptune is ILLEGAL
And I don't think Uranus x Jupiter exists
And Saturn x Neptune
Luna : Did Mars come online just to list SHIPS.
Venus : the fuck is a ship
Earth : it's earthling slang you DUMB BITCH
Mars : Venus is stupid ngl
Venus : and your moons are ASTEROIDS
Luna : mars moons suck they like skibidi toilet
Mars : what's skibidi toilet??
Earth : OH MY FUCKING GOD NO DONT EVEN
DONT TALKING ABOUT IT
AJSNFKDUDNJUFJSJFJFKEIDJFNFD
Venus : Is earth having a seizure.
Mars : probably
luna im coming to earths orbit
Luna : mk
Earth and 2 others are now offline.
Venus removed Luna from the group chat.
Venus is now offline.
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I wrote this in like 20 minutes
srry
YOU ARE READING
solarballs dump
Randomhello to whoever's reading this!! im obsessed with sb rn so here u go warnings will be in the stories
