solarhumans btw
warnings
saturn x uranus
earth existing
chaos
12+ jokes (i think )
mainly focused on the jovians
Saturn has added Jupiter and 6 others to 'The Solar System'
Saturn : Hello!!
Uranus : hey, what is this??
Saturn : A gc so we can all talk!!
Earth : what is this fuckery
Mars : plz try to go two minutes without swearing
Earth : fuck me
Mars : gladly
Venus : WHAT😨😨
Uranus : SCREENSHOTTING THATS CRAZY
Venus : 📸📸📸
Earth : TYPO GUYS WHAT R U ON...
Saturn : Guys what the fuck...☹️
Also wheres Jupiter hes normally online
Mercury : he took neptune to therapy
Uranus : damn
Earth : why cant anyone get me that shiz
Mars : didnt you have therapy with mercury
Earth : oh yeah
fuck
Venus : you
Uranus : saturn your child is at my doorstep whys he here
Saturn : which child
Uranus : the green and yellow one
Saturn : OH TITAN
PLZ WATCH HIM RQ IM OMW
Uranus : anything 4 u bbg❤️❤️❤️
Venus : GET A ROOM
Uranus : fuck you man it was /joke
Mars : i gtg get phobos and deimos from school
Earth : MAN WHATBTHE FUCK ARE YOU ON ITS 8PM
Mars : deimos said to not pick them up and now phobos is spam calling me
Uranus : they need better parents
Mars : you need better perfume
Uranus : you need to touch grass
Mars : tpuches earth
Earth : WDYM BY THAT...
Mars : 😇😇😇
Earth and two others are now offline.
Saturn : Honey whats ur house number again??
Uranus : 21
Saturn : okk ty!!
Neptune : woudgksixb
Neptune is now offline.
Venus : what the fjuk
Jupiter : Sorry about that, we're back from the therapy thing though.
Venus is now offline.
Uranus : oh are you dropping him off here?
Jupiter : Yeah.
Wait a minute
NEPTUNE ISN'T IN THE CAR
Uranus : tf you mean "neptune isnt in the car"
DID YOU LEAVE HIM.
Jupiter : NO I SWEAR HE GOT IN...
Uranus : wait is the window unlocked
Jupiter : Yeah, why?
Uranus : ohmy god
neptune fucking jumped out the car window again
gotta put a tracker on that guy istg
Jupiter : AGAIN??
OH MY GOD WHERE IS HE...
Saturn : Um
Honey
I found Neptune
Uranus : where??
Saturn : He's near your house
I think he walked here
Uranus : oh
do you think you can jsut
get him to go inside the car or somrtjing
Saturn : Im like 2mins away from your house
Give me a second
Jupiter : How do you even deal with Neptune?
Uranus : while driving?
Jupiter : Yeah.
Uranus : kinda just talk to him or smth
give him soemthing to do and keep the window locked
Jupiter : Oh.
Saturn : were here!!
Wheres titan?
Uranus : hes just sitting on the couch here
Saturn is now offline.
Jupiter : You guys okay now?
Uranus : yeah
once saturn leaves i gotta eat dinner
Jupiter : It is literally 9PM.
Uranus : isnt that normal
Jupiter : No??
Uranus : oh
Jupiter : I have to go, bye!
Uranus : bye
Jupiter is now offline.
Uranus is now offline.
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this sucks
um
tell me if you want a gc based on the rocky planets or smth
plz requests ty
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Diversoshello to whoever's reading this!! im obsessed with sb rn so here u go warnings will be in the stories
