ok sorry ive been gone someone's comment woke me up so thx for that😋😋 anyways theyre reacting to ships
there's swearing n stuff so uhh yeah!!
contains saturn x uranus because OHMYGOD IWJDKFJDJFJVMDKJDJVJFJD and venus x mars lol
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Earth is now online.
Earth : GUYS OMG GET ONLINE RN
bro
GET ON OR I WILL BEAT YOUR ASSES
Venus and 3 others are now online.
Uranus : damn chill out.
Saturn : Uranus are you chronically online?
Uranus : huh?
Saturn : Youre always one of the first people to be online when someone texts the gc
Venus : i did notice that too
Earth : TRUE
but anyway that doesnt matter cuz I have better stuff to show yall
Venus : oh dear god what is it now
Earth : hold on a sec
MARS
JUPITER
MERCURY
NEPTUNE
GET ON RN
Saturn : Uhh why do you need everyone?
Earth : because i need them online for this to work
Saturn : Okay?
Jupiter is now online.
Jupiter : What is it, Earth?
Earth : CANYOU GET THE OTHERS PRETTY PLEASE🥺🥺🥺
Venus : wtf dude
Jupiter : Uhh, okay?
Mars is now online.
Mars : what is it
Jupiter : Earth wants everyone online.
Uranus : i doubt neptune would come online but you guys can try ig
Mars : well I see Mercury so ill get him then🤷♂️
Earth : OKK
@NEPTUNE WHERE ARE YOU
Neptune is now online.
Uranus : NO WAY THAT WORKED
HE DOESNT RESPOND WHEN I DO THAT
Earth : skill issue
Neptune : alsifnkdofo
candle wax
Earth : what
Neptune : ok
Earth : there is something seriously wrong with you
Mercury is now online.
Mercury : What happened
Earth : nthin YET
okay so now that EVERYONE is here
ILL GET STARTED
Uranus : kinda scared ngl
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE ITS YOU
Earth : we are rating SHIPS
Saturn : Whats a ship?
Mars : its a boat
Earth : no i meant the other ship
ANYWAY IDGAF IM STARTING
hmm
Venus : what other ship
Earth : OK THE FIRST SHIP IS...
VENUS X MERCURY
Uranus : oh that type of ship.
Venus : EWWWW WTF PIPSQUEAK??
Mercury : What in the solar system
Saturn : Well uhm
Earth : OK NOW YOU GUYS RATE IT
Venus : -1083293848948392943948488382848484838/10
Mercury : 0/10
Mars : 0/10
Earth : you werent meant to rate it mars
Mars : NO ONE IS TAKING MY POOKIE AWAY FROM ME
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Earth : damn ok CHILL
Uranus : THATS WHAT I SAID SHUT UP.
Earth : ok
URANUS IS MASSIVE😆😆
Saturn : I know
Earth : wait
WHAAT
Saturn : Oops
Venus : WHAT THE FUCK
Saturn : Sorry🤷♀️
Uranus : SATURN NO
JUPITERS GONNA BEAT MY ASS
Jupiter : What?
Hold on.
I had to sort something out with my moons, let me backread.
Uranus : JUPITER DONT
Jupiter : Uranus and Saturn, what in the universe did you do??
Uranus : uhh
NOTHING!!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Neptune : they fucked
Jupiter : WHAT
Mars : LOL
Mercury : NO WAY
Venus : IM GOING TO DO A EARTH ALONE
Earth : HOW CAN NEPTUNE SPELL PROPERLY??
Saturn : Sorry Uranus
Jupiter : NEPTUNE, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
Neptune : i swq tjem
guillermo sjow me
Jupiter : Uranus.
Come to my orbit.
YOU TOO SATURN!
Uranus : yes sir😔
Earth : THE FUCK LOOOL
anyway ima continue
EARTH X URANUS??
Uranus : the fuck
no
how would we interact?
and i hate him
Earth : luv u too❤️
but in all seriousness im aroace for FUCKS SAKE
Venus : lmao
Mercury : i wonder what's happening to Saturn and uranus
Mars : idk
uranus responded like 30secs ago tho
theyre prolly fine
Mercury : also is neptune dead?
Earth : nah he's good
right neptune?
Neptune : iris
Earth : what
Neptune : its here
Neptune is now offline.
Venus : what the fu-
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ill probably make pt2 of 'Neptune has been mutated' soon
anywho I'm going extinct again so byebye
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