solarballs dump

random headcanons to feed you guys

Neptune!

- had a trident (probably lost it or smth)

- has amnesia and probably an ed too!!

- had really REALLY messy hair when he came
back (uranus had to brush it for him)

- Ship : Neptune x Jupiter REAAALLLL!!!

- touch his moons and you die

- in the past he was smart like jupiter

- He/Him, GAY.

Uranus

- hates himself (me fr)

- has moodswings sometimes

- LONG HAIR. (not rapunzel/saturn long but yk)

- His diary is full of either wattpad fanfics or ANGST.

- horrible at math

- in the past he was SUPER jumpy, definitely terrified of jupiter/zeus

- DEFINITELY LISTENS TO SUSHI SOUCY. (check out their music btw its awesome)

- Ship : Uranus x Saturn!

- He/Him, Bisexual

Saturn

- RAPUNZEL REAL???!

- his rings come from some moons she didn't know he killed (in the past)

- FEM QUEEN /j

- idk, i dont have much abt her

- in the past, he could rlly easily manipulate, lie and gaslight people.
was jupiter/zeus' favourite
actually cared about her moons and didnt have favouritism
forgot their real names after giving them nicknames
narcissistic

- Ship : Saturn/Uranus

- He/She, Pansexual

Jupiter

- idk. i dont have a lot about him.

- in the past he was sort of like venus, except he wasnt super insecure, just an asshole
he was LIED TO and MANIPULATED to do the ejection (saturn was a fr bitch back then, he just doesnt remember)

- Ship : Jupiter x Neptune

- He/Him, GAY.

Mars

- has literally NO self confidence.

- friendly and kind ONLY BECAUSE he knows the others will die to the SUN in the future, and he wants to make the most of the time thats left

- Ship : idk. questioning his sexuality.

Earth

- ANGST MATERIAL REAL?!!?

- has BPD, depression, anxiety and all that stuff

- the glasses he wears(yk the ones ppl wear to try and look cool) are actually the same ones saturn wore, earth thought they were cool so they borrowed them

-  INSECURE. WHAT DO YOU THINK.

- Ship : none (for now)

- He/They, pansexual

Venus

- angst material #2 guys

- cares about earth because he doesnt want him to lose life like he once did

- doesnt want to be around mercury because he was given a warning about his life from him, and he didn't listen. he should've.

warning : "maybe you shouldnt get too attached to your little creatures, you know? im just worried after what neptune said."

- Ship : ???

- He/Him, Trans Male, GAY.

Mercury

- jumpy

- covered in burns from solarflares

- constantly gets sick due to drastic temperature changes

- idk what else...

- Ship : None (unless yall want one 4 him)

- He/They, GAY.

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