[Smut, eventual sex, edging]
Several days later, the men are at the end of their fun trip to Vegas, and are packing up.
Ronaldo and Jimbo have just been Ronaldo and Jimbo.
Matt remained a virgin.
Phoney ended up being in the room most of the trip apart from that one time.
And Dave and Jack were as chaotic as ever.
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The group is back in the minibus, and only half an hour in, Dave is whining. (Not in THAT way.)
"Phoney, I gotta piss!" He says, clutching his crotch comically. Jack, who is sitting next to the desperate aubergine man, is also pleading for Phone Guy to pull over.
"Yeah, can you pull over, sir? I don't wanna be stuck next to a guy who stinks of piss." Jack says, but that isn't the reason he wants to get out.
Scott sighs. "Fine, we'll stop at the next gas station. But NO buying any more dinosaur grabber things, got it?" He demands. Dave and Jack both nod quickly.
Not even 10 minutes later, and after lots more complaining from Dave, Phone Guy stops at a gas station to refill and also to let Dave and Jack "go to the toilet."
The purple man swiftly exits the minibus, absolutely bolting it to the water closet. Jack follows after him, though not moving as quickly.
The two men glance around to check that nobody is watching, and enter the small room together and lock the door behind them.
"Okay, I actually do need ta' take a piss, so give me a sec, sport." Dave says with a grin as he takes off his belt and pulls his jeans down along with his boxers. Jack sighs and looks away while the other man does his business. "Also,did'ja bring the thing?" He asks, looking up at the tangerine from his place on the toilet.
"Of course I brought it, dummy." Jack says with a grin, taking the strange package he brought to the trip out of his pocket. He takes out what was in it, and of course it's a fucking vibrator. An orange vibrator. A 7 inch long, orange vibrator.
Dave snickers at the sight of the sex toy, before standing up off the toilet and wiping after finishing his piss session. (Even Dave has the common decency to wipe after having a wee, surprisingly.) He doesn't pull his pants back up, he just turns around and closes the toilet seat, then he sits down on it and opens his legs.
Jack lets out a small sigh at the sight, licking his lips before spitting on his hand and coating the vibrator with his saliva as a form of lube.
"Ready?" He asks with a grin, which was answered with an eager nod from the aubergine fellow.
Jack aligns the adult toy with Dave's vagina, and gently pushes it inside, earning a soft whimper from the latter. Once the thing is fully inserted, Dave stands up and pulls up his pants again, taking a deep breath.
The orange man takes out the small controller for the vibrator from his pocket and inspects the different settings he can use, then immediately goes for the highest one.
It takes a moment for the toy to work, but when it does Jack definitely notices. Dave whines quite loudly, feeling the large item inside of him vibrate.
"Oh, fuck..." He moans, clutching onto Jack's shoulder as his knees go slightly weak. The tangerine chuckles, then turns the intensity down but not completely off yet.
"Okay, wash your hands, then we'll go back to the minibus." He says as he unlocks the door and opens it while Dave washes his hands.
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