Good ole Grandpa Steve ~ Fem Percy Jackson x Avengers

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Percy POV:

We stepped out in front of the Avengers Tower, and walked inside the lobby. The receptionist smiled at me and pointed us to the elevator. As we walked in, both Neeks and I paled just a bit. We heard the ding of the elevator bell and stepped out. "Hey Percy!" I heard Steve's enthusiastic voice from the kitchen. Thalia walked in, her eyes red and puffy from crying. She gave me a quick hug and then I yelled back at Steve, "Morning!" "I'm just going for a run, I'll be back soon." Steve said as he walked out of the kitchen. "Hey, wait up! We're coming too!" Thalia yelled after him. Nico glared at her, clearly sleep deprived. Keep in mind, this is 8 in the morning. After a whisper-fight with a LOT of creative swears, we went for a run. We took the stairs down. We picked up a disguise for Steve and went on our way.

Steve POV:

I was astonished. The kids managed to keep up with me, ME!! We ran my usual 15 miles, and the kids didn't even break a sweat! They kept chattering about something. On the way back in the elevator, Thalia elbowed Nico and smirked. They began humming and Percy tried furiously to stop them. "What's that?" I asked, getting a little interested as they started scatting. "Nothing!" Percy said, clamping her hands over their mouths. When Thalia bit her hand and Percy released her, she said, "Just a song we made for our very dear camp leader." "It's. Nothing." Percy said, rubbing the hand Thalia bit. "We're singing it and that's final." Nico said, now free from Percy's grip. Thunder rumbled in the background. Thalia looked up, and Nico grinned. "Fine," Percy sighed. They started singing, "What are the states where Percy can't go? Arizona, Utah and Ohioooo!" "Oh my!" On my side, "There's three more states where Percy can't be, Texas, New Hampshire and Tennessee!" "I'm also not welcome in Europe!" Percy finished, doing jazz hands with a bored expression on her face. "Oh, umm.. wow. Well, Percy, don't forget Bruce has to give you a checkup." I said, once again dumbfounded. They all paled a bit, and started whispering to each other as we entered the living room.

Percy POV:

"Oh, umm.. wow. Well, Percy, don't forget Bruce has to give you a checkup." Steve said. We entered the living room. "The others got an assignment," Steve explained. Nico, Thalia and I paled. "Do you think the mist will cover it up?" I whispered to Thals and Nico. "I don't know, but I'm still going to pray." Thalia whispered back. She immediately started muttering a prayer to Hecate and Zeus. "What if they're clear-sighted, like Rachel or Sally?" Nico whispered back at me, his voice faltering on Mom's name. "We've just gotta hope." I whispered back. "Umm, could someone translate.." Steve asked. I just realised we were talking in Ancient Greek. "It was just Greek. We're all fluent. Oh, I forgot to tell you, Thalia is in the Zeus cabin at camp and Nico in th Hades cabin. They're the only inhabitants, like me,"I said. "Of course, I didn't tell him about us being demigods," in Greek when Thalia and Nico glared at me "C'mon, tell me a bit about your lives!" Steve said, nudging me a bit. I sighed, "We'll tell it to you later." I knew what I had to say. "We'll say it after your checkup Perce. Lester needs to rest too!" Nico said. "Fine," I breathed out. "See y'all later," I said as Nico and Thals walked towards the elevator again. "So, you ready?" Steve asked me. "Just one thing, can you see this?" I asked him, rolling up my sleeve to show one of the small scars I got fighting the giants. "Umm.. yeah," he said. I took a deep breath and walked forward with Steve. "Why Hecate? Why?" I mumbled under my breath. "I'll be back in just a sec!" I said. I went to my room and wrote a letter. Thor flashed into my room at the perfect time. "They're clear sighted." He told me. "I know Thor." I said. I struck a match and threw it into the fireplace. I also threw the letter into the fire. After a second, another paper flew out.

Natasha POV:

That assignment was nothing. As I walked past Percy's room I saw her and Thor. A paper flew out of her fireplace. Okay, now I'm interested. I hid behind the doorframe and watched as she unfolded it. " The f*ck you mean no?!? You know how many fu*k!ng times I've saved your @ss? Fu<!ing Gods! Not f^ck!ng grateful!" She exclaimed. There were a lot more swears, but I stopped listening at 'Gods'...What does she mean Gods? Like, Thor and Loki? "What're you doing?" Steve suddenly came and interrupted my thoughts. I shushed him. "I don't really think you should be spying on my granddaughter." He said. "Do you want to or not?" I asked him, keeping my eyes on Percy. "Yes," he answered, without a moment's hesitation. He snuck behind me and started listening too. "The f^<k?!? Irritating @ss Hecate! I am NOT doing a single Godsd@mm thing for you! F*[k!ng Hecate!!!" She suddenly tensed,  as if she noticed something. "Sh!t," she muttered. The door suddenly closed as she gave a little flick of her wrist. I was still deep in thought when Steve opened the door. They exchanged a few words and after a bit, she snapped her fingers in front of my face and said, "It isn't nice to spy on people, you know?" How did she know? I'm a master assassin! "Let's just get going, Bruce is waiting." I told her, my eyes wide open. She stood up a little straighter and her playful expression turned cold in a second. I couldn't help but flinch under her glare. She quickly turned back to her fun self and walked besides Steve in silence. We reached the lab where the rest of the Avengers were getting fixed up from our assignment.

Percy POV:

I hate Hecate. Anyways, we reached the lab. Bruce made me sit on a chair, while all the other Avengers were standing around us. "First, it's a mental checkup. When I say something, say the first thing in your mind." He said. "K, let's start." I replied.

"Red"
"Blood"
"War"
"Sacrifice"
"Peace"
"LOL"
"Life"
"Hell"
"Friends"
"Dead"
"God(s)"
"As*h0les"
Tony snickered at that. "Ok, we're finished with that. Now, we're gonna do a real checkup. Any mental disorders?" He asked. "PTSD, survivors guilt, ADHD, and dyslexia. The ones I know of, at least." I said, counting them on my fingers. They looked at me open mouthed. "Okayyyyy... now a physical checkup. First, I need to check your heartbeat. Can you just pull up your shirt from your back?" He asked. I paled. I've been doing that a lot lately. I've been hanging out with Nico too much - ugh, ADHD! "Nope." I said, kicking my legs. Brucey sighed. "Bucky, Steve, do it." Before I knew it, they pinned me to the table, face down. I struggled, but I was too tired to use my real strength. After a minute, I stopped. "We're sorry," both Steve and Bucky whispered to me. "Just get it over with." I said, defeated. I mentally said one last prayer to Hecate. Bruce pulled up my shirt. He gasped. The rest of the Avengers did too. While they were still shocked, I struggled out of Bucky and Steve's grip and ran out of the room.

Clint POV:

Don't puke. Don't puke. Don't puke. What happened to this kid? Was that a branding? A 'T', a 'G', and an 'A'. The A looked tattooed though. Maybe for Annabeth? That's what she said her girlfriend's name was. Tony puked. So did Bruce, Peter, and Steve. Thor and Bucky just looked knowingly. Natasha and Wanda looked pityful. Percy ran like the wind. Steve stepped forward, as if to go after her, but Thor stopped him. "Do not friend. I would not like to be in her bad side right now. Neither would any of you." He said, shaking his head. What could this kid have done, to have a God scared of her. Steve pushed past Thor and ran after Percy. "Not my granddaughter!" He yelled. "Avengers, suit up!" Tony screamed. We all hurriedly got ready, and ran after them. Thor disappeared in a flash of lighting.

                             <~TimeSkip~>

We ran and ran until we came to a graveyard. Percy touched the gate and said some words in a weird language. We crept in and hid behind a bush where Steve was.

A/N: Hiii!! How did you like the chapter? Sorry for the late update, but I had school yesterday. The horror! Anyways, let me know if you want me to continue this story or start a new one. I don't think it's that great... also, thanks for 714 reads! Bye 🫐!!