sunshine : finney
moondark : robin
tylerdurden : vance
bellaswan : donna
michaelcera : griffin
thehilariousone : billy
wallace : gwen
purricon : molly
whoevenareu : mateo
penelopevonschweetz : penelope
stupidhoe : bruce
abigail : abigail
dakota : dakota
erin : erin
owen : owen
tahani : tahani
BILLY & VANCE DMS
DECEMBER 29TH, 07:30 AM
billy: i know you hate me right now
billy: but
vance: what is it
billy: i found griffin on the floor of the kitchen this morning with his shirt soaked in tears and half a joint on the floor
billy: hes okay now i made him food and hes in the living room watching something
billy: its so much worse though im worried
vance: why the fuck werent you awake
billy: why the hell am i supposed to even worry about my fiance possibly overdosing one random tuesday night
billy: i dont like this any more than you do
billy: cut any resentment you have for me it's fucking childish at this point
billy: he's slowly fucking dying you and me know it
vance: ill book a flight out for tomorrow
billy: thank you
GROUPCHAT
wallace: new year new me still single
erin: its still december
wallace: my point still stands
sunshine: have you had a mourning period yet
wallace: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
michaelcera: the mourning period is like the most important part
owen: dont take advice from a drug addict
michaelcera: KYS
erin: hes right one time i took advice from vance but i didnt know he was on a bottle and a half of vodka
erin: that was two days ago
tylerdurden: ALCOHOL ISNT A DRUG
erin: YES IT IS
abigail: its a stimulant is it not
wallace: of course youd know
abigail: IM RESPONSIBLE WITH IT
dakota: YOU PUT VODKA IN UR HOT CHOCOLATE FOUR DAYS AGO
abigail: i will not stand in the line of fire
tahani: something is always wrong with you people
moondark: at least it isnt me and finney this time!
penelopevonschweetz: i mean thats true its usually always u two
dakota: im gonna list everything wrong with you guys
dakota: 1. griffin is a heavy drug addict
2. griffin is more tyler durden than vance
3. vance is an alcoholic
4. briffin is on the verge of divorce
5. griffin is on the verge of death
6. donna has 7 parking tickets
7. abigail is a vodka addict
8. vance hates billy
9. gianna missed her screening because vance decided lets become brad pitt in fight club
10. gwen wont say she misses addie when she clearly does
11. we havent heard from bruce since the 26th
12. bruce and vance are david vs goliath
YOU ARE READING
adults next door ; tbp chatfic
FanfictionGwen ended up being right. They would drift apart, they would have their own lives, and there was no way they could stay childish friends forever. They can't live a life like a story forever, and they couldn't keep their so-called 'unbreakable' bond...
