WE ALL HAVE CANCER LUNGS

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sunshine : finney
moondark : robin
tylerdurden : vance
bellaswan : donna
michaelcera : griffin
thehilariousone : billy
wallace : gwen
purricon : molly
whoevenareu : mateo
penelopevonschweetz : penelope
stupidhoe : bruce
abigail : abigail
dakota : dakota
erin : erin
owen : owen
tahani : tahani

GROUPCHAT
DECEMBER 26TH, 02:30 AM

michaelcera: HE DROPPED IT

michaelcera: HE FUCKING DROPPED IT

abigail: who dropped what

thehilariousone: I DIDNT MEAN IT

michaelcera: I COULDVE DIED

sunshine: what is happening

thehilariousone: WELL U DIDNT

michaelcera: I COULDVE

tylerdurden: i woke up for this

michaelcera: THE DUMBASS DROPPED A JOINT ON THE FLOOR

thehilariousone: IT SLIPPED OUT MY HAND

moondark: what

michaelcera: we were calmly sharing a joint and listening to music right

michaelcera: i pass it to him and start to yap

michaelcera: 2 seconds later he's frantically patting the CARPET floor and then there's a BURN MARK ON THE FLOOR

thehilariousone: I DIDNT MEAN IT

wallace: HE'S AN ARSONIST

moondark: i'm just failing to calculate when you two started smoking

tylerdurden: most of us do robin

moondark: WHAT

moondark: AND I CANT?

sunshine: u were addicted and depressed its different

moondark: vance is depressed

tylerdurden: not addicted though!

owen: addicted to alcohol COUGH

erin: and peach ice vapes COUGH

tylerdurden: IT TASTES GOOD

erin: ITS MINE

tylerdurden: BUY ANOTHER ONE

erin: FOR U TO STEAL AGAIN ABSOLUTELY NOT

moondark: wait im actually curious what one of you people smoke

michaelcera: i do but started at a reasonable age unlike SOME PEOPLE cough YOU

erin: 🙋

owen: 🙋‍♂️

tylerdurden: 🙋‍♂️

abigail: 🙋

penelopevonschweetz: 🙋

sexydogeater: 🙋‍♂️

thehilariousone: 🙋‍♂️

purricon: 🙋

whoevenareu: 🙋‍♂️

dakota: 🙋

wallace: wow you people are gonna die at 40

purricon: 8 years left thanks

wallace: ill be at ur funeral!

thehilariousone: tell that to griffin hes got either a joint or a vape every time i see him

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