After a few days, Moxxie was seen holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is Loona holding a picture of a smiling family. A father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.
Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!
Loona lies on the gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other while Y/N was leaning against the wall near Loona.
Loona: *sarcastically* Wow. I feel so loved here.
Y/N smirked a little and rubbed his hand against Loona's head and she moaned softly.
Y/N: You are loved, Loona.
Loona: I know, N/N. Thanks for the reminder.
Millie: Just take a deep breath and let it out!
Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?
Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.
Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. That's understandable. Like Y/N's parents. But to eradicate an entire innocent, seemingly, in this instance, upper middle class family bloodline?
Loona looks at the picture as she thinks for a moment and Y/N did the same.
Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! *points at boy* This kid probably sets dogs on fire! *points at girl* Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online! *points at father* And this guy... This guy definitely watches.
Y/N: She's right, Mox. The eyes can be deceived when they see this.
Millie: Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here.
Y/N: *clears throat*
Millie: O-Oh, sorry, N/N. You're an exception.
Y/N: It's alright.
Moxxie: But-
Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox.
She cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them.
Millie: Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target. *kisses him*
Loona looked as she did and sighed as she imagined that it was her kissing Y/N, but she shook her head and sighed. Moxxie aims his crossbow.
Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.
Y/N: More selective? Moxxie, I didn't think a fatty was capable of having a heart.
Loona: *snickers*
Moxxie: Har har. Very funny.
Blitzø barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry.
Blitzø: Guys! I want you to meet-
A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Loona, again.
Y/N: Loona!
He grabbed Loona and held her against the ground and used his body to shield her, but Blitzø catches the arrow before it could hit Mayberry.
Blitzø: ... our newest client!
Y/N groaned and got up to look around.
Y/N: Phew. Loona, you okay?
YOU ARE READING
HELLUVA BØSS: I.M.P.'s Human Assassin (Loona Lovelorn x Male Human Reader)
Fanfiction(This story is inspired by a good friend of mine @fearmegu. Go support their stories and follow them to view more interesting stories.) After being abused and neglected by his old family, a young human male was given a new family of demons and devel...
