Scene cuts to the I.M.P. crew wearing wigs and disguises on a tour bus, but Y/N kept his casual look since he's human. Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion.
Moxxie: *sarcastic* Gee! I wonder whose house this is.
Y/N: No one likes a kiss-ass, Frosty.
Tour Guide: And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!
The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzø removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig.
Blitzø: Let's do it, gang!
All three Imps pull out their weapons: Blitzo a flintlock pistol, Moxxie an assault rifle, Millie two sharp swords, and Y/N two guns. The Imps jump over a fence and land in poses.
Millie: Let's kill this rich guy!
Y/N: Not yet! We need a plan-
The imps race over toward the windows.
Y/N: -of attack... *jumps off tour bus*
Tour Guide: And here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!
People snap pictures. Blitzø and Millie dash over to the window, while Moxxie slides on his back and rolls his way to cover. Moxxie peers through the window, joined by the sock puppet cat on Blitzø's tail.
Moxxie: Wow...
Millie, Y/N, and Blitzø then join him in looking through the window.
Y/N: Holy shit...
Cuts to the interior of the room. Lyle Lipton is lying on his bed, an IV bag attached to him. A heart rate monitor sits on a shelf next to the IV bag. A TV screen and video player sit at the other side of his bed, connected to the bed itself. Lyle is holding a framed picture in his hands, looking at it sadly.
Moxxie: That machine really did a number on him.
Y/N: No kidding. I'm starting to feel bad for him.
Zooming in, Lyle kisses the picture, his hands trembling.
Lyle: Goodbye... my one true love.
Lyle runs a finger down the picture lovingly. The picture in the frame is shown to consist of a stock image of dollar bills with a "Free Stock Photos" watermark over it. Lyle then puts the frame down and grabs the tube from his IV bag and begins tying it.
Lyle: All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value.
Blitzø: Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!
Lyle finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot taught.
Moxxie: Should we go in there and tie it for him?
Y/N: And risk exposing ourselves for everyone to see? We can't take that risk!
Lyle is about to put the makeshift noose over his head as the Imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a concussive force knocks the Imps back. Blitzo's cat sock is blown away by the blast, making him sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three Cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light. Y/N gasped as his eyes widened.
Lyle: Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!
Cuts to Blitzø and Moxxie recovering from the sudden blast of light. Moxxie rubs his head.
Blitzø: Who the fuck are they?
Moxxie: Oh, no! Sir, those are...
Cletus: Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!
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HELLUVA BØSS: I.M.P.'s Human Assassin (Loona Lovelorn x Male Human Reader)
Fanfic(This story is inspired by a good friend of mine @fearmegu. Go support their stories and follow them to view more interesting stories.) After being abused and neglected by his old family, a young human male was given a new family of demons and devel...
