HELLUVA BØSS: I.M.P.'s Human Assassin (Loona Lovelorn x Male Human Reader)

The Midnight Date Part 3

After walking through the portal, they arrived at the restaurant.

Y/N: Well, shall we?

Loona: *eyes widen* W-Wait! Shouldn't we head back? I wanna be properly dressed for this!

Y/N: *chuckles & holds Loona's hand* Loona, it's okay. This isn't some fancy restaurant shit. It's just a restaurant that serves good food. Besides, you don't need a dress for this kind of date.

Loona: *sighs in relief* Okay.

Y/N: Hey, the whole point of the date is to enjoy yourself. Besides, didn't you tell me to loosen up? You're so tense.

Loona: ...

Y/N: Loona... I love you. For who you are and what you stand for, so it's alright to be like this. If you're nervous about something, just talk to me. I just want to make you happy.

Loona: ... O-Okay.

Y/N smiles and they entered the the place. After speaking to a waiter, he lead the couple to a table meant for two and sat down. They both ordered their drinks and the waiter left.

Y/N: Well, he won't be back in a while. So... What now?

Loona: ... W-We can talk. A-About something... interesting...

Y/N: Okay. What'd you have in mind?

Loona thought about it and stuttered a lot. Believing she was either embarrassing herself or making things awkward, she looked away and covered her face with her hair as she blushed.

Y/N: ... As cute as you're being now, Loona, I'm worried about you. Are you okay?

Loona: *blushing* I-I'm fine... It's just that...

Y/N: *holds Loona's hand* Hey, it's just me. Please, settle down.

Loona: ... O-Okay...

Y/N: Now, is there something you wanna tell me?

Loona: *sighs* ... I'm... I'm sorry if I'm making things awkward. I don't know what there is to talk about.

Y/N: Loona... That doesn't bother me, at all, so don't apologize for your insecurities. Okay? I don't care if you make things awkward. If anything, I find it progress that you're trying to open yourself up.

Loona: ... How the hell do you do this, N/N? How can you talk to me and comfort me?

Y/N: ... I guess I just... roll with what's in front of me.

Loona: What's that supposed to mean?

Y/N: It means I learn to adapt to what I see in front of me and try to match it in a way. And... I do mess up, at times, but that's how you learn.

Loona: ... Well, at least you handle it like you're a natural.

Y/N: Hey, don't talk to yourself like that. You can do it, too. You just need to... roll with it, okay?

Loona: *nods* Okay. Just roll with it.

Y/N: So... What do you want to talk about?

Loona: Umm...

Before she said anything, the waiter gave them their drinks and they looked through the menu and ordered their food, making the waiter walk away.

Y/N: Okay, back to what we said. *takes drink*

Loona: ... *worried* U-Umm... A-Are you... Is there... a-another woman you're interested in?

Y/N: *spits drink out & coughs* What? *hacks*

Loona: N/N, you okay?!

Y/N: *coughs* I'm fine... Hold on...

After a while, he was able to regain his breath and settled down.

Y/N: *clears throat* I'm sorry. What'd you say?

Loona: *nervously* ... Have you found another woman to date?

Y/N: *raises eyebrow* What? Why would you think that?

Loona: Because... There's a lot of hot babes in Hell that are... more attractive and hot than me. And I'm worried that... you'll be drawn in by them.

Y/N: Loona, why would you think that? I'll never leave you.

Loona: N/N, I've seen a lot of girls that are a lot better than me. And all of them are capable of attracting people, even you.

Y/N: Not unless I have you on my mind.

Loona: That doesn't make me feel any better, N/N!

Y/N: Well, if I told you that you have something no one has, would you feel better?

Loona: ... I guess...

Y/N: Loona, you're not like everyone else. If anything, your charisma in all ways is worth loving. Your personality. The fact that despite Blitzø treats you like a child or Moxxie calls you a slacker, you still care about them. You're willing to risk yourself to protect them, no matter what. You would never abandon them. Sure, there are some who are like that, as well, but the way you handle things is special. I see it clearly, Loo. You're the best. You're not like Verosika or any of the ladies out there. I love you, Loona. I love everything about you and there's nothing out here or in Hell that can say otherwise.

Loona: ...

Y/N: Hey. I wouldn't be saying this if I wasn't sure. And if I were to ever go back on what I said, you're allowed to do whatever you want. But, that's never gonna happen because I love you. And that's not changing. Not now, not ever.

He holds Loona's hand and brings it to him and kisses the back of it.

Y/N: You deserve to be treated like a woman. A princess, even.

Loona: ... Okay, I guess I feel a little better.

Y/N: Well, if this helps, then... *holds Loona's hand* When we get back, I'll be more than happy to show you just how powerful my love is for you. Whatever you ask me to do, I'll do it. No questions asked.

Loona: ... *smiles softly* Thanks, N/N. I feel much better, now.

Y/N: No problem. I'm looking forward to marrying you in the future.

Loona: *blushes* M-Me, too. But, you.

Y/N smiled and they both kissed. They then went to their drinks and their phones, but as they did, Loona looked at Y/N and smiled.

Loona: *thinking* You're truly something else, N/N. Thank you for being here with me as my boyfriend.

She went back to her phone as she smiled. After a while, the waiter appeared with their food order, pizza.

Y/N: Mm... This looks so delicious!

Loona: Indeed. This makes Hell's pizza look like shit.

Y/N: Hey, hey, Loona, cool it with the swearing, right now, okay? We're in public.

Loona: Right, right. Sorry. Plus, it's not like Hell, so... Yeah. Sorry.

Y/N: It's okay. Now, dig in.

Loona: With pleasure.

She licked her lips and they began eating.