Y/N then slowly approached the Cherubs as they watched him, Collin fearing for his life.
Collin: Ohhhh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my Gooood!
Keenie grabs Collin by the shirt and slaps him across the face a few times.
Keenie: Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in VAIN!
Cletus: *angrily* THIS... ISN'T OVER!
Y/N: Oh, yes, it is. *aims gun at Cherubs* And I'll make sure of it.
Cletus: *angrily* Wait till Heaven finds out about your rebellion! You will be punished dearly! The next time we meet, we're gonna make you suffer! We'll find your hellhound "girlfriend" and kill her along with the rest of your pathetic friends!
Y/N: *cocks gun* Tread carefully, you pieces of shit!
Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie smirk as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven and the Cherubs fly through, only to be mysteriously repelled back.
Cletus: WHAT THE?!
A group of Cherubs descends, composed of two bees, two sheep and Deerie, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.
Deerie: Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo...
Cletus, Collin, & Keenie: WHAT?!?!
Deerie: *condescendingly* Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no...
Collin: Is there... anything we can do?!
Deerie files her hoof.
Deerie: Yeaaaah, nooo! *chuckles* Noooo, no, no.
Deerie says "no" while pointing her hooves at Collin, Cletus and Keenie. With Y/N and the others, the portal opened and Loona was seen.
Blitzø: Right on time, Loonie!
Loona: What happened, up here? N/N?
Y/N: ...
Y/N barely said anything as he puts his guns away and walks through the portal, completely ignoring Loona.
Blitzø: N/N? You okay?
Completely ignoring anything else, Y/N left the room and kept walking away. Everyone looked at each other with concern on their faces as the portal closes behind them.
Keenie: Bu- But, we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all-
Keenie points to the spot where I.M.P. was, only to find them and Y/N gone. All three Cherubs stare wide-eyed, Keenie's pointing hand trembling, whist the sound of a horrified woman screaming plays in the background.
Deerie: Anyway, sorry, guys. But those are the rules! Yeaaaaah. Byyyye!
Deerie does a happy wave before she and the group vanish through the portal.
Cletus: Wait! But-
Cletus flies toward the portal but it closes. Cletus breaks down into tears and cries. Meanwhile, Blitzø claps his hands together, transitioning back to the I.M.P. office.
Blitzø: Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' Cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so... It's a shame. And even though N/N finished the job and is... currently unavailable, right now, all our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated, and now we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up.
Moxxie: Sir... when are you going to tell the client?
Blitzø: *holds up & points at phone* Oh, I already sent him a text, and... we're in good hands, cause texts don't make people angry.
On Blitzø's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die.", followed with Blitzo replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below. Moxxie looks worriedly to the wall behind him. He quickly scurries out of the way as a metal escalator proceeds to crash into the office.
Loopty: *descending the escalator* BLIIIIIITZO!
Blitzo: *worried*Loofaaaaa! We can explain everything. I was-... *thinking* Can't believe I'm saying this, but where's N/N when you need him?
Another metal escalator crashes through the wall and squashes Moxxie as Lyle, now a mechanical demon with piano keys for teeth and a rolling ball in place of legs, arrives with a grin. Moxxie twitches stiffly in pain.
Blitzø & Millie: *confused* Lyle Lipton?!
Millie: I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven.
Lyle: Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor! *laughs*
Loopty: Oh, you no-good, HEARTLESS son of a BITCH! *turns to Blitzø* Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!
Lyle: The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?
Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling.
Wally: Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! *realizes what he said & twirls his mustache* I mean, employyyyy...
Blitzø: Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP MY WALLS! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!
Moxxie is shown trapped, frothing at the mouth and groaning in agony.
Blitzø: Oh, chill out, Moxxie. If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?
Wally: I guess... you can say, you say, you have a... holey operation here, Blitzø!
Wally slaps his knee and laughs. Loopty scratches his neck awkwardly.
Blitzø: *unamused* Get out.
Wally continues laughing, doubling over onto the floor. Lyle and Loopty glance at each other awkwardly.
Wally: Oh! I say, oh!
Blitzø: No, I'm serious. Get the FUCK OUT!
Loopty, Lyle, Millie, and Wally all look at Blitzø, shocked and surprised by his sudden rage.
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HELLUVA BØSS: I.M.P.'s Human Assassin (Loona Lovelorn x Male Human Reader)
Fanfiction(This story is inspired by a good friend of mine @fearmegu. Go support their stories and follow them to view more interesting stories.) After being abused and neglected by his old family, a young human male was given a new family of demons and devel...
