Meanwhile, in an unknown location, Y/N wakes up and looks around groggily. The camera zooms out revealing that he was tied to a chair. Agent Two grabs the lamp over his head and brings it close to Y/N's face, causing him to flinch away.
Agent Two: Finally awake, huh, kiddo? *releases lamp* You've got a lot to answer for.
Y/N: Look, I don't get why you guys are dressed up in black suits, but is it really necessary? I mean, this isn't very original of you guys.
Y/N flinches as the lamp is shined in his face by Agent One.
Y/N: Ah, okay!
Agent One: Tell us, brat! Who do you work for? Satan?!
Agent Two grabs the light again. They begin grabbing it back and forth as they interrogate Y/N
Agent Two: Do you know how your demon friends get to our world from the afterlife?
Agent One: Why are you killin' humans?! Your brethren?
Agent Two: Why throw your life away from this scum?
The two agents stop passing the lights as Y/N interrupts them.
Y/N: Both of you, shut the fuck up, already! I can't handle you both talking at once! Look, I don't get what you're talking about. What is it you're talking about, anyway? I wasn't listening.
Agent Two: We know that you're working with the demons!
Y/N: Demons? *scoffs* Please, you guys must be losing your minds. Has the thought of the afterlife made you both confused and scared of dying to the point you want to know if Heaven and Hell exist? Sorry, but I got nothing.
Agent One: ENOUGH! It's no use lying, you sniveling brat. We know about the imps!
Agent Two: And that hellhound you're with!
Y/N: *eyes widen* Okay, you guys are taking this joke too far. What the hell are you talking about?
Agent Two: *leans up close to Y/N's face* If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers outta you, traitor!
Y/N: Traitor? Seriously? Okay, if we're speaking insults, then I've got a few in mind. *points at Agent One* Hey, you know what time it is?
Agent One: *points at Y/N* What do you mean by that?
Y/N: Ah, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. You must be a complete dumbass to understand what time really is. And if you're that big of a dumbass, then it's pretty clear that your false knowledge of the afterlife has made you pretty dumb.
Agent One: *grabs Y/N by collar* Yeah! *pulls an amused Y/N closer* You are the one at our mercy!
Y/N: Am I really? You think tying me up and interrogating me is me at your mercy? I think you both are scared of what I'm capable of. You both know I outclass you in style. Can't argue, really. I do have a natural talent for attracting women. What about you?
Agent Two: *leans down curious* Why ask?
Y/N: HAH! This is very clear to me! Neither of you have any sense of style or attraction. I'd be surprised if anybody were to be in a relationship with you. Oh, wait, can they honestly fuck with two delinquents who spread false rumors about demons? It's a laugh! *laughs*
Agent One: Oh, a smart guy, eh?!
Agent Two: One more quip outta you and we'll shut you up!
Y/N: Ooh, getting kinky there, eh?
Both agents recoil in shock and horror.
Agent One: WHAT?! We aren't playin' into your vile kinks!
Y/N: I mean, that's what it sounded like back there, you sickos!
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HELLUVA BØSS: I.M.P.'s Human Assassin (Loona Lovelorn x Male Human Reader)
Fanfic(This story is inspired by a good friend of mine @fearmegu. Go support their stories and follow them to view more interesting stories.) After being abused and neglected by his old family, a young human male was given a new family of demons and devel...
