Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.
Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?
Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise.
Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby gift shop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per.
Moxxie: Yeah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?
Millie: Cause, it's Loo Loo Land!
Blitzø walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.
Blitzø: *nudges Moxxie with cup* Listen to your hoe, Mox.
Blitzø takes a swig from his novelty cup.
Blitzø: How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little... fun?
Millie: OH! We gotta do my favorite ride!
Moxxie: Oh, yeah? Wh-Which one?
Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.
Moxxie: *terrified* Oh, crumbs!
Cut to Moxxie vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride. A vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie. In another part of the park, Stolas and Octavia walk along the path, as Blitzø takes up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzø looks in their direction.
Y/N: Geez, you can't have a normal day without having to look behind you every second.
Loona: That's Hell for ya.
Stolas: *strokes Blitzø's horn* You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.
Blitzø: Save it, bitch. I'm working.
Octavia: You both need to get a room.
Blitzø: Hey, I am not a day-hooker!
A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzø before continuing on in a huff.
Blitzo: What? I just said I'm not one, prude! *flips her off*
Loona & Octavia: Ugh. Kill me.
They stare at each other in surprise before looking away.
Y/N: *thinking* Hang on, if Via is Stolas's daughter and Loona is Blitzø's, would it be that they'd be sisters if their dads get married? ... Great, now I'll never get that image out of my head.
Stolas: *gasps* Oh! Look, Via!
Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent.
Stolas: You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!
Octavia: *panicked* Oh, no...
(Flashback)
Octavia, as a young girl, was seen at the tent as she is pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as a robot clown sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia, who soon breaks into tears. A younger Blitzø is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.
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HELLUVA BØSS: I.M.P.'s Human Assassin (Loona Lovelorn x Male Human Reader)
Fanfiction(This story is inspired by a good friend of mine @fearmegu. Go support their stories and follow them to view more interesting stories.) After being abused and neglected by his old family, a young human male was given a new family of demons and devel...
