Mi Amor- Sero Hanta x Black Fem! Reader

The Bitch

   Sero took me back to the house, but instead of going inside, he took me to the black car that was parked out front. "Where we going now?" I asked as he finally set me down. "You're hungry, aren't you?" Sero asked as he opened my door. "So you calling me fat? Why you always think I'm hungry?" I asked defensively. "Are you hungry or not, mi amor?" Sero asked. I opened my mouth to say something quick, but stopped myself. "Yeah." I muttered as Sero got in the car. "I can't hear you!" Sero said teasingly.

   "What the fuck you want me to say? 'Aye Aye, captain!' or some shit? Just take me to get my food. You doing too much now." I rolled my eyes, putting on my seatbelt. As Sero drove off, I started to feel bad for Broccoli. "You think Broccoli's gonna be okay?" I asked, looking out the window. "Yeah. It was just Aizawa who drove by in the police car." That caught me off guard. "Wait... what? You're telling me theirs a cop who doesn't arrest y'all on sight?" I asked, turning to Sero, making him chuckle. "Is that so hard to believe?" He asked as he parked.

   "Uh, yeah!" I said as he opened my door. "You're part of a Mafia, and Broccoli's a fucking boss! That doesn't seem weird to you at all?" I asked, climbing out. "Well, let me put it this way. Our group, Deku's group, and one of the hitmen from a while back were his students." Sero explained as we walked into the food place. "And how does he hide this from Officer Yagi?" I asked, still not believing Sero. "He always tells us not to worry about it." Sero shrugged as we sat down at a table. 

   "Huh." I sighed, looking at the menu. Where are we? I wondered as I looked through the menu. Just then, a waitress walked up to us. "Good afternoon, my name is Sara." She said blandly. She looked annoyed like she didn't want to be here until she saw Sero, immediately perking up. "How may I serve you?" She asked Sero, placing her arms in a position to push up her boobs. I rolled my eyes and continued looking through the menu. "Well, I'll have some red wine. How about you, Y/n?" Sero asked, smiling. "Same for me, I guess." I smiled back.

   "Coming right up." She rolled her eyes at me and looked back at Sero, smiling giddly. She slid a small folded paper to him and walked off. Before Sero could look at it, I grabbed it. "This bitch put her fucking phone number!" I whisper-shouted. I could tell something was about to go down at this restaurant. The woman walked over, handing Sero a full glass of wine while she handed me a Sprite. "Um, excuse me? I asked for wine. Not Sprite." I said politely.

   "Oh, right. Sorry, I just didn't want anything crazy going on tonight. Especially when someone like you drinks wine." She muttered the last sentence. I was ready to whop this bitch when Sero rested his hand on mine. I looked at him and he shook his head, so I sat down, trying to keep my cool. After a few minutes, the bitch came back. "Do you know what you want to order? Also, just a warning: This is a professional establishment. We don't serve things like fried chicken." She said, side-eyeing me while I mean mugged her. "And what does that have to do with anything?" I asked, struggling to stay calm.

   "Just a warning. I know how much your kind likes chicken." She cackled. "My kind?! Oh hell no!" I pounced at the bitch, punching her straight in the face. She fell to the ground and wiped her mouth as she got back up, running towards me, flailing her arms around like a maniac. "Don't mess with me! I know tae kwon do!" She shouted, doing weird poses. "Yeah, and I know whoop yo ass!" I took my earrings off, handed them to Sero and dragged the bitch outside. "You know what black people also like?" I asked, dragging her.

   "Gettin rid of nasty hoes like you who don't know when to shut up!" I shouted, tossing her onto the street, dusting myself off, and walking back in. "I'm not hungry, let's go home." I took Sero's hand and walked out, not even sparing the bitch a glance as we passed her. I opened my door and forcefully slammed it when I got in. "That was... pretty badass. Are you okay?" Sero asked, handing me my earrings. "Yeah, I just need a fucking nap." I groaned. "Yeah, we might be banned from there now." Sero laughed nervously as he drove off.

   "Banned? Nah, Imma talk to them tomorrow. You never start a fight unless you get something out of it. Let that be advice to you, Sero." I said, leaning against the car door as Sero drove home.