𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 - m.thames imagines

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 4

summary: more texts w mason (i can't get enough)
genre: fluff, preference
warnings: none?

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me
MASON OH MY GOD
I JJST SAW A TIKTOK OF THIS BABY IN AN ELEPHANT ONESIE
PLEASE CAN WE HAVE ONE

mase💙
not right now pretty girl
not fond of babies
i am a big fan of how they're made though😏

me
wow not you using me for my body😪😪

mase💙
WHEN?

me
also not only did you disrespect the baby in the elephant onesie
you used the emoji i hate the most
betrayal

mase💙
girl what😭

me
ALEXA PLAY TRAITOR BY OLIVIA RODRIGO

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mase💙
y/n pick a number from one to ten

me
SHUT UP

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me
last night i dreamed i was a bottle of ketchup
and you were mustard
which is weird because you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams
why do you suppose that is?

mase💙
Y/N STOP TEXTING IN CLASS

me
okay hermione granger

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mase💙
i love you

me
love you more!!

mase💙
do YOU love me more??

me
uh yeah that's why i just said it dummy

mase💙
WHERE WAS THE I??????

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me
because of you my standards have gone down

mase💙
good morning to you too gorgeous

me
BECAUSE I'LL NEVER NEED ANYONE ELSE OF COURSE🤭

mase💙
blocked

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mase💙
Y/N PICK UP I NEED TO SHOW YOU THIS

me
she's busy

mase💙
oh mb sorry
wait who is this?

me
jackson who's this?

mase💙
mason y/n's boyfriend
can you give y/n her phone
i need to show her something

me
i just told you she's busy man

mase💙
bro who do you think you are going on HER phone messaging HER boyfriend?
how did you even get into her phone?

me
i have the passcode?
why don't you?

mase💙
no i don't need it
i trust her

me
sure buddy😭

mase💙
hey y/n welcome back

me
HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME??

mase💙
only you say buddy
literally the only person i know

me
side eye
you deffo fell for it though

mase💙
no😭 i was playing along ofc
bro's acting like i don't have tiktok smh

me
sure buddy

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me
IMAGINE IF ELEPHANTS COULD ACTUALLY FLY

mase💙
it's so early 🧟

me
BUT IMAGINE BRO WJDHWJHD

mase💙
that'd be cute
imagine they're like hot air balloons and you have to pay to go flying around on one

me
YESSSSSS

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me
do you not love me or something

mase💙
straight to the point okay
of course i love you you're my favourite person in the world i don't know where id be without you gorgeous i love you always❤️

me
okay just checking

mase💙
do YOU not love ME or something?

me
no

mase💙
HUH

me
i mean
like
depends on the day

mase💙
women smh
so indecisive

me
WHAT DID YOU SAY 🩴

mase💙
HELPPP

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me
i'm about to throw up
i hate road trips

mase💙
you think you hate it
i can't see my girlfriend all weekend

me
must suck tbf
she sounds cool

mase💙
no but she pays for my food so

me
STFU YOU STILL OWE ME TACO BELL

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mase💙
🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟🧟

me
CAN YOU SHUT UP

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short and sweet motherfucker

missed you💗💗

also mason seems like the kind of person to use the zombie emoji unironically

"what do you want from me?"
"i don't want anything from you!"
"well you say that and then you call!"
"well don't answer!"
"i'll always answer💗"
robert and jean - oppenheimer

(SUCH A GOOD MOVIE)