"Ugh, I'm soooooo boorrreeeddddd. HELP MEEEEE!!!"
"And why would I do that?"
"Because you're my best friend, duh! And best friends help each other!"
"Since when, exactly?"
"Since I said so. Now entertain me!"
"That's usually your job."
"So you admit that I amuse you!"
"You do not amuse me, you annoy me. There is a big difference."
"DO YOU WISH TO RECEIVE MY WRATH?"
"No. Your wrath is probably as evil as a flower."
"Awwww, how'd you know? I swear, I think people stalk me. THEY LOVVVEEEE MEEEE!!!"
"I assure you, I do not stalk you, nor do I love you."
"WHHHATTTTT!!! EVERYONE LOVES ME!!! :(((("
"That's what you think."
"You're a big fatty poopyhead."
"Big fat poopyhead? Is that supposed to be an insult?"
"OMMMGGG I JUST SAW A BUNNY. OMMGG IT'S SO CUTE OMMGGGGG!!!!!!! OMG, THIS IS MY WRATH!!!! Wait, are you a bunny? AM I TALKING TO THE BUNNY?!!!!! ARE YOU THIS BUNNY?!?!!! WHHHOOOOA-"
"I'm not a bunny. I am an actual living human being."
"Ugh, you're soooo boring. Couldn't you be like a a fairy or something?!?!!!?? My life sucks."
"Well I'm sorry if I didn't meet up to your expectations. >_<"
"You sure as hell don't meet up to my expectations!!! I am a very serious fangirl you know!!! You don't want to mess with me... MWAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!"
"Then why'd you call me, huh?"
"OMG, I DUNNO. I was bored. HEY, do you think we'll end up like those cute couples in dialogue books that end up falling in love because they talked on the phone?!!!??? OMG, THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!! Wait, you are a guy, right?"
"I don't think we would turn out to be like them. We're total opposites. And yes, I am a guy."
"FINALLY! WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS PEOPLE!!!! I NOW KNOW HE IS A GUY!" *applauds*
"You are very peculiar."
"And you're probably gonna be my soul mate! OMG, I can't wait for this to end like a romantic Wattpad book!"
"Do I seem like the kind of person who you'd be compatible with? You don't even know me. Nothing like that happens in real life."
"Well then, what's happening right now?!?! We became besties over the phone! I feel a new love coming on! I SHIP US!"
*facepalm* "I definitely do not understand fangirls."
"Believe me, when we're done, you'll be a total fanboy!"
"You are extremely energetic, did you know that?"
"PSSHHH, I'm not energetic! I am extremely calm and composed. You can ask my mom! MOM! I'M CALM AND COMPOSED, RIGHT?!?!?"
"Sure, honey."
"She didn't seem too sure about that."
"What are you talking about? She spoke with such confidence, couldn't you tell?"
"Believe what you want."
"You're so mean to me. I'm not gonna talk to you again. Hmph!"
"Uh huh, sure."
"I WON'T!" *hangs up*
"That's what she thinks." *snickers*
YOU ARE READING
Just A Friend
Short Story"So what are you to me?" "Someone you know in another dimension, time, life-" "Wait, what?" "Just a friend." ... BEWARE: Full of cringey humor. Ongoing editing. Expect face palming and laughter. You have been warned.
