"Heyyyyyyy bestieeee!!!!"
"I thought you said you would shut up and not call me again. What happened to that?"
"Well, according to Wattpad, I must keep calling you and continue to annoy you, and then you'll fall in love with me. Come on, at least have a tiny crush on me, I've been doing so much work. It's TIRING, AND I'M REALLY HUNGRY."
"Why are you so obsessed with Wattpad?!?!?!?"
*gasp* *faints* *eats popcorn* "You have got to be kidding me right now. WATTPAD IS LIFE. And so are you, my dear soul mate on the phone."
"... Anyway, I must tell you something."
"That you love me? I love you too, honey bun. OMG HONEY BUNS ARE SO GOODDDD."
"Not really. I'm not going to be able to talk to you anymore."
"..."
"Hello? Are you still there?"
"BUT WE WERE MEANT TO BE SOULMATES AND GET MARRIED AND BE SHIPPED TOGETHER!!! YOU JUST RUINED MY OTP! US!"
"I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore, we've been talking too much."
"EXCUSE ME WHILE ME AND MY FEELS DIE TOGETHER."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
*bursts out laughing* "OH MY GOD, YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT! YOUR REACTION WAS PRICELESS!" *still laughing*
"OH MY GOD WAS THAT FAKE?!?!?? YESSSS!!!!!"
"Shouldn't you be angry at me?"
"WHAT KIND OF CRAZY NONSENSE IS THAT? MY OTP IS BACK TOGETHER!" *jumps around with pepe*
"I swear, and I'm being real here, not like those sick wattpad cliches, that you're seriously different."
"Dudette, of course I'm different. I'm quite an awesome chicken nugget. DON'T DENY IT, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME. Am I right or am I not wrong?"
"..."
"We, the power couple, hereby declare CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!"
"Yeah, you're right."
"Right about what?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out. Bye, Fangirl." *hangs up*
"AAAHHHHH, I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT! But I can't hate my soul mate, right?" *huge mischievous grin*
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I'm running out of ideas! AAAHHHHHHHH!
If you guys have any ideas regarding what I can write about in the next chapter, feel free to comment them!
With love and kisses, heartened
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Just A Friend
Short Story"So what are you to me?" "Someone you know in another dimension, time, life-" "Wait, what?" "Just a friend." ... BEWARE: Full of cringey humor. Ongoing editing. Expect face palming and laughter. You have been warned.
