Just A Friend

Chapter 6

"I swear to God, if it's you again, I will literally stab you."

"Who's you? Never heard of a name like that. WE SHOULD NAME OUR WATTPAD KID THAT. OMG I'M THINKING OF NAMES!!!!"

"We're not even soul mates or anything even close to that. I don't even know your name or what you look like. We haven't even met in person."

"My name's Casey Landley, I look like a pig, and everyone loves me. I think you know everything else. OMG WE SHOULD TOTALLY MEET UP ONCE AND GET MARRIED LIKE IN PIZZERIA BOY. THAT WAS SO ROMANTIC." *heart eyes*

*facepalm* "Even if we did meet up, I doubt anything like that would happen."

"RIGHT, YOU'RE A FUCKBOY. FUCKBOYS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS, RIGHT? But Wattpad seems to think they do. All these damn cliches are making me sick, but they're just sooooooooooo goooodddd omggg."

"How many times do I have to tell you-"

"Did you choose the fuckboy life or did the fuckboy life choose you?"

"I. Am. Not. A. Fuckboy."

"Fine then, what are you?  OOHH I GOT IT. BAD BOY. TOTAL MATCH. I GOT THIS. OKAY, so according to Wattpad, I must be a rebellious good girl who's perfect and make you fall in love with me, CUZ APPARENTLY THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. Thank you, Wattpad, for teaching me such useful things."

"You just can't accept the fact that I may be a normal human being, can you?"

"There is no such thing as normal. I have never heard of this term. Is it new?"

"Oh God."

"By the way, you never told me anything about yourself, and I'm over here spilling my guts out."

"And what am I supposed to do about that?"

"Come on, I at least deserve to know your name, PRETTY PLEASEEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEE-"

"No-"

"PLLLEEEEEAAASSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEEEEEEEAAASSEEEEEEEEE PLEEEAAASSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

"I said-"

"PLLLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!"

"Are you sure you're not a five year old?"

"PWETTY PWEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOPPPPPPP?!?!?!???????????????!!"

"Okay, only if you shut up and never call me again."

"Hmmmmm.... deal!" *sneakily plans to call again*

"My name is..."

"I swear if your name is Barney I'm gonna run for life!"

"Do you want to know or not?"

"YYYYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!"

"My name is Scott Hawthorne."

"Hmmmm, Scott and Casey, help me think of a ship name."

"Not this again."

"Scosey? Cascott? Coca Cola? Pepsi?"

"How do you come up with-"

"OMG, OUR BABIES ARE GOING TO BE SO CUTE! I can totally see them in blue, or maybe a light pink #CUTEAF!!!!!!"

"What made you think of-"

"I'VE GOT IT!"

"Got what?"

"DEEZ NUTS. LMAO, I'm sorry, I'm obsessed with that vine, as well as with Pepe the frog. Pepe is my role model." *salutes pepe meme*

"How did you go from fuckboys to ship names to babies to pepe?"

"I honestly don't really know. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Pepe. TOODLES!!!! Haha, Mickey mouse Clubhouse." *hangs up*

"What just happened?"

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