"Hey, Kaminari, L/N, why'd you guys follow us?" Snaggletooth asks as the four of us climb up a ladder in a tube, Bakugo in the front and me in the back.
"I dunno, you guys started running. I didn't wanna end up alone." Spark Plug replies simply.
"I didn't follow you guys, I just ended up behind you." I grumble.
"Uh huh, sure ya did, Grumpypants. You're almost as bad as Bakugo. Where are we going, anyways?"
"Shut up!" Bakugo yells.
"Why you always gotta sound so mad? Between you and L/N this tube is like an anger incubator. You guys might manage to rub off on me and Kirishima."
"I told you to chill out, Bakugo. Looks like there's a lot of people up there, so the four of us should work together."
"Go die."
"Come on, man."
"I'm with Bakugo on this one. I don't do 'teamwork'."
Suddenly, Kirishima pushes Bakugo forward and yell, "Look out!" A giant wad of what looks like human skin smack into him, knocking him into the air as it starts to wrap around him.
Once it's fully wrapped around him, he lands in the hand of one the Shiketsu students in the form of a horrifying meat blob.
"Holy shit... I'm gonna be sick..." I clutch my stomach and cover my mouth, trying not to look over at Kirishima or any of the other disgusting flesh blobs.
"What the crap?! Did that really just happen?!"
"All I know is, that bastard looks like he's to blame. So, I'll kill him!"
"Now is really not the time to be so violent, Bakugo..." I mumble, still trying not to vomit.
"Wait, why does he get to be called by his actual name?!"
"More examinees have passed. We're at sixty people now. That means there are only fourty spots left." Mera's voice calls over the loudspeaker.
"I'm from Shiketsu. Please notice, my school keeps our hats on when we're working. Why's that? Because... Each and every one of our movements is crowned by the legacy and honor of our school." He drops Snaggletooth to the ground with a gross, wet sound. "This is a demonstration. Proof of the difference in level between my peers and your vulgar class. We value obligation and dignity, things that appear to be sorely lacking among you."
" I don't see what's so dignifying about turning people into living meatballs, but maybe we have different definitions of dignity. "
Bakugo smirks. "I hate your type."
"He's hard to follow. Makes me feel kinda dumb."
"Definitely doesn't help that you are kinda dumb." I mumble, finally standing upright now that I've mostly recovered from my nausea.
"He said his beady eyes are full of tears so he can't see how strong his opponents are."
"My eyes are dry and handsome, thank you!"
"Pfft- is that really the best comeback you can come up with? Maybe the reason you turn others into meatballs is because your brain is a meatball!" I snicker.
"Hey! Maybe don't provoke this guy?! Look what he did to Kirishima!"
"I'm trying not to, I almost threw up the first time."
"UA High. I have respect for your school. I take pride in the fact that our institutions are treated as equals. But your class is shameful. You act in ways that disgrace heroes! And the fact that you actually accepted a villain into your class makes it worse!" I flinch at that last comment.
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Featherblade || MHA x Male!Reader
FanfictionBasically just the Villain Rehabilitation Program thing everyone does but I try (and fail) to make it actually creative. Enjoy or don't, I don't really care. Starts a little after the students move into their dorms.