It's finally time for the Provisional Licensing exam. The UA staff agreed that I would be allowed to take the exam, so I've been working on Ultimate Moves alongside class 1-A since I got my hero costume. I still don't see the point in having me here if they have no way of knowing whether or not I'll try to go back to the villains, but right now they're not giving me a choice in the matter.
Aizawa says some weird metaphor about chickens and then the others try to shout out the school motto when someone from another school butts in.
"Y'know, it's pretty rude to barge into other peoples huddles like that, Inasa."
"What? Pardon me. I am so... VERY... EXTREMELY... SORRY!"
I cover my ears to muffle all the yelling as the others stare at him.
"Who is this guy? I do not trust his enthusiasm." Spark Plug looks confused and a little nervous.
"Hey, look at their uniforms."
"They're from that famous school on the other side of Japan!"
"UA in the East, Shiketsu in the West." That's the most calm I've heard Bakugo sound since he helped me with my wings a couple weeks ago.
"I WANTED TO SAY IT JUST ONCE! PLUS ULTRA! SEE, I REALLY LOVE UA HIGH SCHOOL! I AM EXTREMELY HONORED TO COMPETE AGAINST SUCH INCREDIBLE STUDENTS! I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!"
"Geez, does he really have to yell so much? And is he... Bleeding?" I mumble, finally uncovering my ears.
"Inasa Yoarashi." I raise an eyebrow as I look over at Aizawa.
"Do you know that guy, Mr. Aizawa?"
"Indeed. He's strong. He's the same year as you all and received the top scores for students admitted through recommendations. But for some unknown reason, he turned down his acceptance to UA and went to Shiketsu."
"Wait. He's... Our age?" Bush-Head looks confused.
"Great to meet you, UA students! Please excuse me!" Inasa yells as he walks away with his class.
Tape Dispenser chimes in, "Hold on. Is anyone else confused here? This guy says that he loves our school, but, he turned down his chance to enroll when it was offered?"
"Yeah, what a weirdo."
"Maybe, but he's the real deal. Keep an eye on him." Aizawa's usually stoic mood is quickly dropped when a woman calls for him.
"Eraser? I know that scowl anywhere! I saw you on tv and at the sports festival, but it's been a while since we were this close in person."
I look over at Aizawa and see that his eye is twitching, which makes me wonder what's going on.
"Let's get married."
"No."
I lean closer to Aizawa. "Um... Why is this lady who's dressed like a pirate mixed with a jester trying to flirt with you?" I ask him, but he ignores me.
"Ha, ha! You're a real laugh-riot, buddy! "
"As usual, you're impossible, Joke."
"Okay, this lady is annoying. Can I stab her?" I ask him, but he ignores me again.
"C'mon, imagine it! If I was your wife, you'd have a future full of constant laughter!"
"That sounds like an actual nightmare." Me and Aizawa say in unison.
The pirate lady laughs. "Wow, Eraser! You and this kid are really in sync!"
"Please let me stab her." I mumble, raising a knife I had discreetly made while the lady was talking.
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Featherblade || MHA x Male!Reader
FanfictionBasically just the Villain Rehabilitation Program thing everyone does but I try (and fail) to make it actually creative. Enjoy or don't, I don't really care. Starts a little after the students move into their dorms.
