I groan softly as my eyes slowly open, squinting at the fluorescent lights above me. I can feel bandages wrapping my torso and all four of my limbs. I'm lying on my back with my wings folded uncomfortably behind me, and my entire body is sore.
I try my best to remember what happened before I got here. I was on a mission with the LOV... the hero training camp. We managed to capture Katsuki Bakugo, but the plans pretty much blew up from there. I was separated from the others while Allmight and that weird, faceless, wrinkly guy were fighting, and Magne wasn't able to bring me to her with her quirk. There was some sort of collapse... And then nothing.
I manage to sit up but immediately regret it, groaning in pain, but also some satisfaction as I'm able to stretch my wings and relieve the stiffness in them. All of this is cut short not even a minute later when the door to the room I'm in opens and people start to enter.
I recognize Eraserhead, the homeroom teacher of the 1-A kids and the subject of Shigaraki's weird obsession, but the rest I can't put a name to. There's a tall man with hair like a banana, a woman in a costume that looks more like a bathing suit than anything, and a small creature in a suit that looks like it could be anything from a rat to a hamster to a mini bear.
The rat-thing climbs up onto the end of my hospital bed and begins to speak.
"Hello, Mr. L/N! I am Nezu, the principal of UA High! We are here to speak with you on some important matters!"
I frown slightly as I look down at him. "How do you know my name? Nobody has called me that in years."
"You'll find out in good time, Mr. L/N! For now, we have much to discuss! You see, we here at UA are planning on starting a Villain Rehabilitation Program for any villains we capture with less extensive records, and you are planned to be our first subject. We figured you would be the perfect person for this because you're roughly the same age as the first-year students at UA and your charges mostly consist of petty theft. Aside from the kidnapping, of course."
"Yeah, right. As if I'd go to your dumb hero school. I gave up on that years ago."
"Well, I suppose we can just send you to prison instead. Unfortunately, it is unlikely that the police will be willing to send you to any prison other than Tartarus, as you are now considered dangerous thanks to the events at Kamino Ward."
"WHAT!? No, absolutely not!"
"Well, in that case, welcome to UA's new Villain Rehabilitation Program! Eraserhead and the other teachers will give you more information." The rat smiles and hops off the bed, exiting the room.
I turn my gaze to the other three people, glaring at them with my wings puffed out. I discreetly transform one of my feathers into a knife and grab it, keeping my hand under the blanket so none of them can see the knife.
Eraserhead sighs as he steps forward. "My name is Shota Aizawa, I will be your homeroom teacher once the program starts." He uses his thumb to point at the other two behind him. "These two are just here because they're partially in charge of monitoring you."
"Hey! That's not the only reason we're here! You asked Nezu to bring us with-" The banana-haired man is cut off as Eraserhead slaps a hand over his mouth and continues talking.
"If you cause too many problems, Midnight will use her knockout gas on you. I'm not sure what Mic will do other than yell."
I raise an eyebrow as I stare at the three of them. "For pro heroes, you guys are really unprofessional. Even the LOV isn't this chaotic during meetings, and we're villains."
The banana-man, who I now know as Mic, yanks Eraserheads hand away from his mouth. "Hey! We are totally professional! Don't be rude!"
"I'm not, I'm just stating facts. You guys are bickering like children."
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Featherblade || MHA x Male!Reader
FanficBasically just the Villain Rehabilitation Program thing everyone does but I try (and fail) to make it actually creative. Enjoy or don't, I don't really care. Starts a little after the students move into their dorms.