BRI'ISH
LAN 🧡
baby
what is this
in the bathroom
is it a covid test disguised as a pregnancy test
oh nevermind i saw the box
its definitely a pregnancy testmy love
are you pregnant?
im not mad i promise
i just want to knowIVY
LANDO NO
THATS NOT MINE
THATS LIV'SLAN 🧡
ohIVY
shes gone to see if it was a false pregnancy
because she took 4 tests
and they weren't all positive
you weren't hoping i was pregnant
were you??LAN 🧡
no
ofc not
we're getting married before we have kidsUNSUPER MAX
how sweetLAN 🧡
oh hello max
i didnt realise this was our group chat
i am going to come offline nowUNSUPER MAX
no no wait
who the fuck slept with liv
shes ORANGE
shes more orange than this random girl on pinterestcan't she just accept that she's white
like sure
a natural-looking fake tan can look really good
but why would you go that farIVY
dont be mean
if she likes it then ur gonna have to accept it
or at the very least dont be mean about itUNSUPER MAX
but she could turn up at charlie & the chocolate factory
auditions to try out for an oompa loompa and she
wouldn't even have to speak
she'd just be given the role straight away
im not being mean
im being honestIVY
just because ur being honest doesnt mean ur
not being mean 😭
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devotion³, LANDO NORRIS
أدب الهواةBOOK 3 of 4 (desire, dedication, devotion, development) ❝ i could fall for you forever, i'm certain❞ social media fic. lando norris x fem! ferrari! russell! oc