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ALLERGIC TO BS

INCHIDENT
max i just saw your girlfriends instagram
you look so done with life
its your birthday!! be happy

ALBONO
turn that frown ☹️
upside down!! 😁

MAXI TAXI
i will fucking end your life

DANNY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH
YEEEEEEHAW 

MAXI TAXI
KILL YOURSELF

PRINCESS GEORGE
i don't think max likes birthdays

IVY
how's ur birthday been baby gorilla
babygirl**

MAXI TAXI
shit.
im turning 27
not only that
people know i don't like being centre of
attention

ALBONO
*cough* unless you get a podium

MAXI TAXI
yet everyone still decided they were going
to knock on my door
invite themselves in
and sing happy birthday to me

INCHIDENT
im 27 in 16 days!

MAXI TAXI
and p woke me up at 5
by jumping on me
and screaming in my ear

LAN 🧡
always here for you bro 🌹🌹
theyre broses
for our bromance

PRINCESS GEORGE
i swear yesterday you said in an interview
that you and max aren't best friends (bros)
and you just have a lot of respect for each other

LAN 🧡
yeah but its his birthday
today we're bros 💪

INCHIDENT
we're having a party at mine tonight
no wags

ALBONO
bros before hoes 🙌

LAN 🧡
my wife isn't a hoe so she's coming

DANNY
she's coming because she's a driver mate

OSCAH PASTRY
👋

IVY
hey oscar!!

MAXI TAXI
fuck you waving at

OSCAH PASTRY
im sorry 

LAN 🧡
he's in a bad mood thats all

ALBONO
no fucking way
really?? 🤯
we hadn't noticed

OSCAH PASTRY
i was going to wish you a happy birthday max
but i dont think i will now

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