ALLERGIC TO BS
IVY
i thought spending time with me would
improve landos cooking skills
apparently notALBONO
whats he done
burnt ur dinner?IVY
yeah
and charles is over too
and he cant cook either
they made dinner together
i wanted ONE night off
the spaghetti caught on fire
and charles started screamingINCHIDENT
liar??LAN 🧡
no i heard it
it happenedIVY
and LANDO
forgot to put the beef mince in the sauce
and only realised when the sauce had already
been cooking for a good few minutes
im convinced ill throw up later because theyve
poisoned me or some shitDANNY
i wouldnt be surprisedOSCAH PASTRY
i dont trust lando cooking
i have to politely reject his offer to help
whenever hes overALBONO
got it
dont let charles or lando cook you a mealMAXI TAXI
charles gave me food poisoning last year
he didnt cook the meat properlyIVY
he was probably mad that you won every race
except singapore
and decided hed try and kill you with his appalling
cooking to make sure you wouldnt be able to race
this year
but failed at that tooINCHIDENT
why do i get called shit at everythingALBONO
idk maybe because u are?DANNY
youre feeling nice todayALBONO
trust me i can be worseIVY
alex spends his free time bullying meALBONO
i have nothing better to doIVY
so do all of you tbf
except oscar
hes niceOSCAH PASTRY
:)MAXI TAXI
i bullied you ONCE because i walked in
on you watching videos of lando and
you karting as kidsIVY
MAXI TAXI
and you started crying about it
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devotion³, LANDO NORRIS
FanfictionBOOK 3 of 4 (desire, dedication, devotion, development) IN WHICH... after a new relationship forms in the F1 paddock, the pair witness what it's like to have a true love. social media fic. lando norris x fem! ferrari! russell! oc