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ALLERGIC TO BS

IVY
i thought spending time with me would
improve landos cooking skills
apparently not

ALBONO
whats he done
burnt ur dinner?

IVY
yeah
and charles is over too
and he cant cook either
they made dinner together
i wanted ONE night off
the spaghetti caught on fire
and charles started screaming

INCHIDENT
liar??

LAN 🧡
no i heard it
it happened

IVY
and LANDO
forgot to put the beef mince in the sauce
and only realised when the sauce had already
been cooking for a good few minutes
im convinced ill throw up later because theyve
poisoned me or some shit

DANNY
i wouldnt be surprised

OSCAH PASTRY
i dont trust lando cooking
i have to politely reject his offer to help
whenever hes over

ALBONO
got it
dont let charles or lando cook you a meal

MAXI TAXI
charles gave me food poisoning last year
he didnt cook the meat properly

IVY
he was probably mad that you won every race
except singapore
and decided hed try and kill you with his appalling
cooking to make sure you wouldnt be able to race
this year
but failed at that too

INCHIDENT
why do i get called shit at everything

ALBONO
idk maybe because u are?

DANNY
youre feeling nice today

ALBONO
trust me i can be worse

IVY
alex spends his free time bullying me

ALBONO
i have nothing better to do

IVY
so do all of you tbf
except oscar
hes nice

OSCAH PASTRY
:)

MAXI TAXI
i bullied you ONCE because i walked in
on you watching videos of lando and
you karting as kids

IVY

MAXI TAXIand you started crying about it

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MAXI TAXI
and you started crying about it

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