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ALLERGIC TO BS

MAXI TAXI
i just walked past the ferrari garage
why is charles sitting on the floor
against the wall
zoned out
looking like hes contemplating his life decisions
i think thats how you spell it?
is it because he's realised he's getting old now that
he's even closer to 30

IVY
pierre sent him one of those "which f1 driver
is your soulmate?" quizzes and charles got
fernando

INCHIDENT
HE'S 42
I'M 27

DANNY
i just took it
i got lewis

LAN 🧡
i got myself

OSCAH PASTRYi got lewis too

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OSCAH PASTRY
i got lewis too

DANNY
i will fight you
bark bark 🗣️

PRINCESS GEORGE
valtteri for me

MAXI TAXI
i got lewis too

IVYit must have liedor you liedto make sure you wouldnt get charles

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IVY
it must have lied
or you lied
to make sure you wouldnt get charles

LAN 🧡
ivy who did you get
was it me 😁

IVY
no 😐

LAN 🧡
who was it
if its anyone older than 30 its fine
because you don't like age gaps that big
but
if its anyone under
👊

IVY

LAN 🧡i see how it is

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LAN 🧡
i see how it is

ALBONO
u can't say anything
ur a self obsessed twat u got urself 😭

LAN 🧡
i only got myself because i said my favourite team was
mclaren
and that a drink of my choice would be milk (out of the options
there)
im not self obsessed 😤

ALBONO

look at that jawline

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look at that jawline

PRINCESS GEORGE
thanks lets date 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

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