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LANDO
fuck i just walked into one of the kitchen cupboards
my toe's bleeding

IVY ❤️
omw to kiss it better

LANDO
i wont let you

IVY ❤️
RUDE
WHY

LANDO
because that's fucking weird
why do you want to kiss my toe
stay away from my feet 🤺

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LILY (ALEX)
hey

LANDO
hi

LILY (ALEX)
this is random but are you and ivy still
married?

LANDO
what do you think??

LILY (ALEX)
damn
thats so annoying
i hope you die

LANDO
wow that's a coincidence alex (i know its you)
i was thinking the same about you

LILY (ALEX)
lando im sorry alex took my phone
i don't hope you die

LANDO
thanks
but i do hope alex dies

LILY (ALEX)
twins!!
i take it back he's my favourite person in the
world
he said we can get another kitten!! 🥺

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BROS BEFORE HOES 🤘

MAX 1
five years ago today i was a fucking mess
and now im still a fucking mess but im
at peace with it

LANDO
hey me too 👊

DANNY RIC
that was a great story max
thanks for sharing

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IVY ❤️
wtf where are you going 😨

LANDO
home

IVY ❤️
baby youre drunk
come back

LANDO
calm down im getting an uber
i dont drink drive

IVY ❤️
we drank at home

LANDO
oh yeah
then where am i going
help

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