xxii

3.4K 70 14
                                    

UNSUPER MAX
seriously ivy russell?

IVY
what maximilian bradley fewtrell??
im shopping

UNSUPER MAX
so am i
lando sent me
i literally just called ur name from like 10 feet away
and you ran off like i was pointing a gun at u or smth
why are u avoiding me??
in ALDI of all places
there are literal teenagers laughing at me
just because u got a podium yesterday doesnt
entitle u to ignore ur friends
at least alex SMILED at me
u just completely blanked me ffs

IVY
im not avoiding u max
alex is talking really loud
i cant really hear anything tbh
i genuinely didnt see u
and i cant find what im looking for

UNSUPER MAX
which is what

IVY
condensed milk

UNSUPER MAX
what the fuck for

IVY
idk liv wants it

UNSUPER MAX
make sure its out of date 🙏

IVY
just bc u dont like her 😭 honestly what
did she do to u

UNSUPER MAX
shes just so nice to the point that shes
not nice u know??
like if shes complimenting u or smth or
just talking to u about anything it sounds
sarcastic
shes also clingy
and just a bit of a bitch in general
ALSO
the fake tan she wears is disgusting
shes almost the same shade as mclaren papaya
like who wakes up, looks in the mirror and sees
themselves looking like that
and thinks
"GOSH 🤭
I LOOK SO FIT 😩
gonna pull all the men today 💪"

IVY
i found it
it was with the custard
i TOLD alex it wasnt with the refrigerated
milk

devotion³, LANDO NORRISWhere stories live. Discover now