AGENT CRYBABY (Discontinued)

Author Interrogation

Author POV:

I was laying down on my comfy bed, eating a plate of pizza and ginger ale. " Man I am tired." I yawned. Putting down my phone and about to drift to sleep. An hour goes by and obnoxious stomping came from the stairs and towards my room. Kicking the door down, Takemichi stood over me as my heart was beating rapidly out of me sleep,

" WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU TAKEMICHI?!! You almost gave me a heart attack!" I yelled while clinging onto my chest. " Long time no see, where have you been?" Takemichi asked coldly. " I've been busy." I replied tiredly. " Busy?.... For a month? And by the looks of it, you don't look busy. Stuffing your face with pizza, and when was the last time you were in the gym huh?" Takemichi spat.

" Ight don't disrespect me Takemichi!" I hissed. " I just finished school and moved back home for the summer. Did you deal with countless nights of sewing, finishing up schoolwork with annoying and prejudice professors, and now having to deal with conservative parents. Give me a freaking break!"

" But what about the story? Your telling me that you all that time you were in school, and you never had a chance to update? Even when your phone for HOURS?! Don't give me that crap! Your gonna stop being lazy and FINISH THIS STORY! I'm dying to get my hands on Kisaki and Sterling and you keep procrastinating!" Takemichi yelled firmly.

" UGHH! FINE! Your lucky I love you guys, and this story. I will start updating soon. Let me just finish the episode of solo leveling." I slumped back into my pillow and pulled out my phone. A vein popped on Takemichi's head. He grabbed my foot and yanked me out the bed. " You ain't watching sh*t, get up and WRITE!"

" Lord Jesus, God almighty, give me strength." I mumbled as I grabbed my iPad and headed towards the kitchen table. Takemichi stood over me to make sure I actually logged on to my draft chapter. " I need more inspiration Takemichi. I don't even know what to write. I think I'll just write a comedy chapter for the meantime while I think." I complained and slumped my head on the table.

" So a filler?" Takemichi answered. I nodded my head yes. " I have more time to finish up the story since I'm in summer—" My back door bust open and it was Mikey, and he looked furious. " Hey handsome, how you doing?" I asked nervously while scratching my neck. " What the heck have you created me to be huh? Why did you make me this weak huh?!!" Mikey demanded.

" Shoot, I don't know. I have me reasons. It's just character development—" " IT IS NOT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!" The both of them screamed. " I mean can you blame me. The readers kinda hated you at the beginning, so... you needed a lesson. But hey, I forgive you, Takemichi forgives you, hopefully the readers forgive you. Everyone's happy right?" I chuckled nervously as the both of them were death staring at me.

" And I kinda had a dream back then that you beat me up for not wanting to hang out with you. The heck do I look like, Takemichi? So I got my lick back. And I forgive you know. So everyone wins. 😁" Death stares turned into mouth gaps of shock. " You made Mikey go through h*ll, just because of a dream?" Takemichi murmered.

" I could've killed him off, but at least I didn't! The readers wanted you dead! So your welcome! 😊." ... " Takemichy imma!—" Mikey charged at me while Takemichi held him back while I got up. " You tryna scrap! That's a bet LET HIM GO! RUN ME MY FADE MANJIRO. MAKING MY NECK HURT EVERYTIME I HAD TO LOOK DOWN FOR YOU!

Mikey was enraged and tried to throw stuff at me, but I dodged. " Don't you f*cken insult me! Let me at her Takemichy! I'm turning into equal rights equal fights!" Mikey yelled. " Aww I thought you don't hit women? But don't say that statement if you face says otherwise." Expressing the scars on Mikey's face.

Yep, Mikey's face turned red and Takemichi had to drag him out. " Finish the story please." Takemichi pleaded while dragging Mikey outside. I chuckled to myself, and sat back down in my seat. I opened my iPad. Ignoring the sounds of yelling from outside, and side eyeing Takemichi giving Mikey a Taiyaki to calm him down. I opened my draft that has been sitting for over a month. The beginning of the end.

" The Start of the War."