* May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too small to scratch.
*me without you is like a pot head who's not high
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal that doesn't die
A shoe with no laces
Asentencewithoutspaces
Socks without feet
A heart missing its beat
*Old enough to know better, too young to care.
*Don't trust your heart it's not on the RIGHT side.
*Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
*You wanna know who's amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.
*"IMMATURE" is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.
*An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute, to hell with the fruit.
*For all of the people who talk about me and think it's affecting me. It's alright, I just seat back and think to myself: Damn I've got a fan club."
* I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
*FAKE, its latest trend and everyone seems to be in style.
*How many times do I have to say "Excuse me" before "Get the fuck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
*Revenge? Nah, I'm gonna seat here and let karma fuck you up.
*When you were five, sticking your tounge out was like giving someone the middle finger.
*I didn't fall, THE FLOOR JUST NEEDED A HUG.
