* You are not as bad as people say you are, you are much, much worse.
* Please, keep talking I always yawn when I'm interested.
* This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
* I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time.
* Are you always this stupid? Or are you making a special effort today?
* Don't let your mind wander, its far too small to be let out on its own.
* Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
* He always finds himself lost in thought; its unfamiliar territory.
* I don't know what makes you dumb but it really works.
* I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
* I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion for you.
* If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
* I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
* I'm impressed I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
* There are several people in the world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
* What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?
* You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
* You're a habit I'd like to kick- with both my feet.
* Excuse me please don't interrupt me when I'm ignoring you.
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