+ People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse the privilage.
+ People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
+ I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
+ I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
+ Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim. It'll keep going back up.
+ Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
+ Don't be so open-minded your brain will fall out.
+ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
+ By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.
+ There are three sides in an argument. Your side, my side and the right side.
+ When you're right no one remembers. When you're wrong no one forgets.
+ We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
+ Those who criticize our generation forget they're the one who raised it.
+ I do exercise. I do one sit up everyday... When I get out of bed in the morning.
+ Save the earth it's the only planet with chocolate.
+ I guess I am just a skittle in a world of M&M's.
©quotes are not mine.
