* Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
*Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
* Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "Let's Yahoo! it."... Just saying.
Sincerely, Google
*Dear Romeo,
My death wasn't the only thing I've been faking.
Sincerely, Juliet
*Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
*Dear Prince Charming,
You've got some explaining to do.
Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel and Sleeping Beauty
*Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, iPhone User
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