> why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
> why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
> why doesn't glue stick on the bottle?
> why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
> why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
> if people evolve from apes, why are there still apes?
> why is that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are still white?
> why do people constantly return to the refrigirator with hopes that something new to eat will materialize?
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
> why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table, you always manage to knock something over?
Bonus: the statistics on sanity are one out of four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends--- if they're okay, then it's you.
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