*I look very calm, however, in my head I've punched you in the face and kicked your ass and stabbed you with a fork like five times.
*That awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.
*Aaaaw. I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one.
*Sorry sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
*My relationship status: went from being "single" to "still single".
*English= Hello. Spanish=Hola. French=Bonjour. Japanese=Konnichiwa. Chinese=Ni Hao. Italian=Ciao. Me=Sup Bitch.
*There's always a wild side in an innocent face.
*Can't sleep at night, can't wake up in the morning.
*I enjoy romantic walks to the fridge.
*Me: Mom can you make me a sandwich!!! *she doesn't hear**whispers to herself* "Deaf bitch".
Mom:WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
*If you tickle me, I'm not responsible fir your injuries.
*The best memories come from bad ideas.
*If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions.
*Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it out, avoid the bullshit, take chances and never have regrets.
*Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.
*I don't want a job, I just want money.
*Person: You're blocking the view.
Me:Bitch, I am the view!
*I hate people who say age is just a number... Age is clearly a word.
*In class:"This is easy!"
On the test: Wtf?!
*I'm going to bed after a hard day of converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
*I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.
A/n: idon'towntgequotes
